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[rescuerdownunder]

So here's the thing: ignoring the whole not technically real bit-- since, y'know, been there, done that long enough, thanks-- I gotta give credit to this world for somehow trapping me here. Noooot exactly something that's ever happened to me before. Way to go! Buuut I'm getting ahead of things. Kinda jumped right in with the dialogue without properly introducing myself, woops. The name's Lea. Got it memorized?

Great, now that I've got that covered, I've just got a couple of questions I'd like answered. First off, anyone seen any kids with giant keys hanging around? Or, well, okay, anyone with a giant key, I guess. It prooobably sounds weird, but it's kind of important. Aaand the other thing is, all kudos to the world barrier for being able to block me aside, is there anyone here working on figuring that thing out? 'Cause if there is, I'd definitely be willing to be part of that getting-the-heck-out-of-here committee. Just sayin'!

Thaaat's pretty much it. Thanks.

Comments

[trytryagain]

Yes.

[rescuerdownunder]

That a good yes or a bad yes? Friend or foe?

[trytryagain]

It's... complex.

An ally.

[rescuerdownunder]

Sounds like a circumstantial kinda ally. As in, the ally bit depends on your current circumstances. Am I right?

[stop being a smug douche, lea]

[trytryagain]

Kyuubey is constant.

I am circumstantial.

How old are you?

[rescuerdownunder]

Sounds complicated.

[he looks pretty surprised at the question before shrugging] Eh. Old. Why?

[trytryagain]

If a small white creature with long ears and a tail offers to grant your wishes, don't accept.

[rescuerdownunder]

That's weirdly specific. Anywho, no worries there. I'm kinda way past the age where I trust anyone else to grant my wishes for me.

[trytryagain]

Good.

[rescuerdownunder]

Any reason why you're warning people about an evil genie?

[trytryagain]

It is not evil.

Kyuubey is my ally.

[rescuerdownunder]

Fine, okay, not evil, morally ambiguous genie. There's gotta be something off about the wish granting if you're telling people not to accept it.

[trytryagain]

Yes.

[rescuerdownunder]

... Not gonna share more on that subject, huh?

[trytryagain]

If you don't make a wish, you don't need to know.

[rescuerdownunder]

Can't blame a guy for being curious!

[trytryagain]

I don't blame.

[rescuerdownunder]

It's just a manner of speech, kid. You're not that good with conversation, huh?

(i know she already gave her name, she just objects to 'kid) XD sorry for the antisocial

[trytryagain]

Better than I used to be.

Akemi Homura.

haha i figured!!! also no lea is literally going JUST LIKE HOME and making fun he's a jerk

[rescuerdownunder]

Work in progress, huh?

Yeah, you said that already, kid. [<= this is what i mean by jerk]

[trytryagain]

Where I'm from, explaining things was pointless.

I'm not used to having time to waste talking.

[rescuerdownunder]

I can say with a hundred percent certainty that that's never been the case for anyone where I'm from. Ever. More like the opposite, really.

[no one stops expositioning in kingdom hearts]

[trytryagain]

It sounds relaxing.

[rescuerdownunder]

You'd think so, but it never really works out that way...

[trytryagain]

I'm unsurprised.