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[rescuerdownunder]

So here's the thing: ignoring the whole not technically real bit-- since, y'know, been there, done that long enough, thanks-- I gotta give credit to this world for somehow trapping me here. Noooot exactly something that's ever happened to me before. Way to go! Buuut I'm getting ahead of things. Kinda jumped right in with the dialogue without properly introducing myself, woops. The name's Lea. Got it memorized?

Great, now that I've got that covered, I've just got a couple of questions I'd like answered. First off, anyone seen any kids with giant keys hanging around? Or, well, okay, anyone with a giant key, I guess. It prooobably sounds weird, but it's kind of important. Aaand the other thing is, all kudos to the world barrier for being able to block me aside, is there anyone here working on figuring that thing out? 'Cause if there is, I'd definitely be willing to be part of that getting-the-heck-out-of-here committee. Just sayin'!

Thaaat's pretty much it. Thanks.

Comments

[rescuerdownunder]

Stuuuuuff? I dunno, man. Girls are complicated.

[doublebladed]

Yeah, I know. [Siiiigh.] One step at a time, I guess.

[rescuerdownunder]

Right, exactly. Looks like we've got nothing but time right now, anyway.

[doublebladed]

That's the thing that bothers me. But I think I have a job already...

[rescuerdownunder]

Wait, what? A job? You?

[doublebladed]

Is it really that hard to believe?

[rescuerdownunder]

Maybe not the part where you work, but...

[roxas doing regular human things still weirds him out help his baby's growing up]

[doublebladed]

One of the girls I met here told me about it and dropped off an application for me the other day.

[rescuerdownunder]

Innit that kinda fast? What's the job, anyway?

[doublebladed]

Maybe, but I don't have anything else to do. I'm used to working all the time...but I'm going to work at the ice cream shop. [And he sounds so proud of himself.]

[rescuerdownunder]

[. . . okay, lea gives up and laughs, because of course]

That makes sense. D'you even know what people do in an ice-cream shop? It's not eat all day, y'know.

[doublebladed]

[wow rude Lea]

Yeah, I know that. But eating can still be part of it! Somebody has to taste-test.

[rescuerdownunder]

That's definitely not how it works.

[doublebladed]

Have you ever worked at an ice cream place?

[rescuerdownunder]

[has he ever worked, ever]

No, but I'm pretty sure you need to pay before eating anyone's merchandise, working for them or not.

[doublebladed]

Kate would know. I'll ask her later.

[rescuerdownunder]

That the friend who got you the job?

[doublebladed]

Uh huh. Why?

[rescuerdownunder]

What, a guy can't be curious about his best friend's other friends?

[doublebladed]

It depends on what you're going to say to your best friend's other friends.

[rescuerdownunder]

How about... "I swear he's smarter than he looks"?

[doublebladed]

That's not funny!

[rescuerdownunder]

[just. laughs.]

I dunno, I thought it was. --But I guess it's a lie anyway... [WHAT A DICK]

[doublebladed]

Come on. That's not fair.

[rescuerdownunder]

C'mon, y'know I'm just teasing ya.