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[babybatshit]

[Damian does not know how to talk to people. This has been established numerous times over, and that was when he didn't even have a reason to need to interact with anybody outside his immediate family, and he'd needed no other friend but Dick. Times have changed, and he'd rather die than be friends with Tim Drake and Jason Todd. Having to acknowledge them is bad enough. Living with somebody else was better than them.

But this roommate thing? Yeah. He is so not having this.]

Anyone tasteless enough to play pop songs older than my father until 4 in the morning deserves to have their stereo system systematically dismantled and crushed into dust.

[He is not asking for approval or validation. This is not opinion. Damian Wayne has said it, and therefore it is fact. It's just a question of- has he done it yet?]

Comments

[eggplantier]

Sorry, I'm still trying to process this complinsult. I also don't think you're awful sometimes?

[babybatshit]

I'm not awful. I outclass you in every single way.

[But somewhere deep down he's kind of glad to hear her say it. DEEP, DEEP DOWN.]

[eggplantier]

Yeah, yeah, we know. Except you're still younger than me. And shorter.

[babybatshit]

Not forever. And it's not going to be hard to catch up.