Final reminder.

[detectivewonder]

Study session, my place, six o'clock. Sophomore class only unless you're paying me for tutoring. RSVP to let me know if you're coming. Odd-numbered RSVPs bring a large pizza, even numbered bring a twelve pack of something caffeinated, and we'll keep going until we've covered anything twice or until the midnight curfew kicks in.

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[babybatshit]

[Well that's interesting.]

And who am I?

[detectivewonder]

A pain in the neck.

[babybatshit]

Are you trying to make it harder not to stab you? Answer the question, Drake.

[detectivewonder]

You're Damian Wayne. My little brother. And the first answer was still totally valid.

[babybatshit]

So let me see if I have this straight. You're Drake, but I'm Wayne. And you're 15, but I'm your little brother.

I just have one more question for you.

Who's your father?

AU headcanon on the fly? why yes

[detectivewonder]

Jack Drake. Do you really think this is a trick question? No, Damian, we're not literally brothers. But I've been Bruce's ward since Dad got hurt. You'd think after a couple years you'd get used to it.

I figured you'd have to

[babybatshit]

I just wanted to see how much they had to scramble events to make this farce believable to you while confirming to the actual details.

[detectivewonder]

You know that didn't make any sense, right?

Seriously. Temperature. If you can't stop spouting paranoid theories for long enough, I'm sure you can find the other kind of thermometer somewhere instead.

[babybatshit]

Only when you pull the stick out of yours. Enjoy your delusions.

[detectivewonder]

Have fun with yours, too.