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[worldsonly]

Blaming me for every single minor thing that goes wrong in this school is boring, and honestly, incredibly counterproductive when it comes to catching the real uninspired "pranksters." It's just going to encourage them to behave more ridiculously because they know the evidence I provide against them will never be believed.

I mean for God's sake, what could I possibly have to gain in planting a smoke bomb in the chemistry labs? I use those labs. I'm not exactly in the habit of unnecessary self-sabotage, and a smoke bomb is so dull and tame it's simply laughable. THINK IT THROUGH.

[ text to: John ]
Need distraction. Set off fire alarm 5min before final bell,
preferably near the detention centre.

Comments

[text to: Sherlock]

[heartofbakerst]

Okay but... What do you need a distraction from?

[worldsonly]

You know I hate spelling out the obvious.

[heartofbakerst]

Just be honest with me, Sherlock. Did you do the bomb in the labs?

[worldsonly]

UGH. WRONG.

Forget I said anything. Go throw an inflated ball at someone.

[heartofbakerst]

I didn't think you did, but convincing everyone else is hard when I don't hear it from you.

Do you want the distraction or not?

[worldsonly]

Oh.

[worldsonly]

Fine, yes.

[heartofbakerst]

Hope you've got your trainers on.

[worldsonly]

Always.

[icanbuyafez]

They could at least be considerate enough to do some interesting pranks.

[worldsonly]

You'd think someone would have figured out by now that if I were to bother,
my pranks would be spectacular. None of this juvenile, insipid nonsense.
I simply don't care to.

[icanbuyafez]

Obviously. If you or I ever played pranks, they would have to be amazing!

... Sure you don't care to?

[detectivewonder]

I'm working on an analysis of the bomb. A simple litmus-style test will prove you innocent once I have its composition.

[therecipe]

Maybe it's a distraction from the real masterful prank.