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[razorback]

So, is anyone like. Really fucking pissed off for no reason?

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[maiditoutalive]

i cant tell
ive been running around too much on a very pressing and stressful quest
why

[razorback]

Because I'm really fucking pissed off for no reason and it's a first.

[easy_a]

Every other day, seems like. Why?

[fuckincakewake]

vodka mutini is bein fussy
maybe u have been hangin around 2 much

[razorback]

I've been getting progressively angrier the entire weekend and by now I really want to pick a fight.

[razorback]

It's not funny. I think there's something wrong with me.

[easy_a]

...That's not weird at all. If anything, you sound about on-par with all the animals going mental.

[It's not really her place to ask, but...] Have you any... you know. Powers or anything?

[razorback]

Fuck.

Not powers, it's alien shit. I'm just gonna lock myself up.

[fuckincakewake]

bein a bad mood is ok sometimes
no judgin here

[razorback]

It's way more than a bad mood.

[fuckincakewake]

do u wanna talk about it?
ill bring pizza

[razorback]

I really really don't think I should be talking to people in person. I'm barely holding back from punching walls and stuff and it makes no sense???

[fuckincakewake]

pizza and a milkshake then

[razorback]

dude i'm seriously worried i'll hurt you.

[easy_a]

...They turn you into a half-cat or something?

Er, anyway, might be a good idea to keep yourself away from others. No telling if wotever's going on is gonna get worse or not.

[razorback]

no they're slowly turning me into a creepy arachnid alien thing. christ. i'm locking myself up and staying away from sharp objects.

[fuckincakewake]

which is why theyre waitin outside the door for u
sans rolal
cant lock urself up without snacks

[maiditoutalive]

really
youve been really lucky then
i thought that happened to everybody
er
is there anything youre pissed off about

[razorback]

...

...

you're the best.

[fuckincakewake]

hells yeah i am
hope u an mutini feel better soon

[heartofbakerst]

We live very nearly in a zoo, so it's pretty easy to say that we've noticed a bit of activity and change in behaviour. One rabbit likes to circle in his cage, while the cat and dog seem to growl at just about everything. It's awful.

[razorback]

Shit. Great I'm behaving like an animal now.

[heartofbakerst]

Well, to be fair, I haven't got the best scope on people. Sherlock is always surly, and no one is ever happy to see me at work, so there's a good chance that I'm wrong?

[razorback]

You're not, this isn't normal.

[easy_a]

Well fuck.

Good luck with not killing anyone, mate.

[razorback]

[he takes forever replying because it's hard not to just reply with a string of curses]

Thanks.

Remind me to apologize when I'm sane again.

[easy_a]

[Frankly, she can't blame him for it.]

I'll try to remember.

Hang in there, yeah?

[razorback]

Yeah.

[easy_a]

Not that it's any of my business, but mind giving a shout-out if/when you're back to normal?

[razorback]

Sure. I'll give myself an ecard if I don't kill anyone.

[razorback]

No. There's just rage. In general.

[razorback]

Thanks.

[easy_a]

Tell you what. I'll get you a drink on the house if you don't. Not much, but maybe it's incentive enough to keep your door locked.

[maiditoutalive]

hmmm
so what if you go do something until youre too tired to be angry

[razorback]

I don't get tired easily. Would probably run into someone and half kill them.

[maiditoutalive]

swim in the ocean
you could fight a shark
can you fight a shark

[razorback]

The shark would win.

Probably.

[maiditoutalive]

you could get a punching bag
several punching bags if necessary