enter the most embarrassing """human""" to ever exist

[reshiramore]

Ah...

This is new.

Everyone, I can't wait to hear the voices of your Pokemon!

Comments

[zekromance]

Does that mean you are one??

[yochamp]

I'm not. Do I look like one?

[zekromance]

You were sitting alone by yourself in the dark in a mountain cave when I first met you...

[yochamp]

I wasn't alone.

[zekromance]

You know what I mean.

[yochamp]

The Pokemon there like the dark better. I didn't want to disturb them.

AND WEIRD

[zekromance]

That's considerate.

[reshiramore]

I thought it was homey.

why are you two years old

[zekromance]

Well you're not...uh, that's—

Yeah, homey. That's definitely a word I would have picked.

actual feral child n

[reshiramore]

The inside, that is. Not so much the outside...

dont you sleep in a tree

[zekromance]

Yeah, pitch black and freezing, just like being back with Mom.