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[babytooth]

How do you use one of these? Is this- Right there? Hi. Hello. Oh, this is kind of fun. Nowhere near as fun as flossing or like Jack kind of fun but video broadcasting has an appeal here. Haha. Anywhooo there are more than 3,936 of you that are not where you're supposed to be, give or take a few hundreds with this influx. So many. I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this and then there's the issue of non-human teeth and then probably way more than half aren't even going to see anything here- Why are there so many adults? They don't have anything for me and I am definitely not collecting wisdom teeth, which are unnecessary to pull a lot of the time. Dentists. Honestly. Gotta love them but oh how some of them just enjoy literally pulling teeth and but -what was I saying?

Oh right. Fictional me. Is there a rule exception here and it was just those last guys or are we all acting like a big killjoy and pretending everything isn't real?

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[freezespirited]

Tooth! Where are you?

[Video]

[freezespirited]

...It's awful. They only have the abrasive kind of toothpaste.

[He doesn't know if this is true.]

[video]

[babytooth]

Jack! I'm in front of a hospital and-

[ gasp ] Only abrasive? That is the worst news I've heard all day.

[video]

[freezespirited]

Really? Out of everything--

I'll come find you.

[unfadingdragon]

[... That was a little fast for him, Toothiana.]

... What?

[babytooth]

What indeed! Don't worry about it.

Hello!

[unfadingdragon]

Uh. Okay.

[He grins at her.]

Hi! I'm Ryu. What's your name?

[babytooth]

Hello there. Let's see, I'm Toothiana-- Or Tooth Fairy is fine. You can just go 'Tooth.'

[Video]

[coimiceoir]

[Well whatever she may be, this girl is not an adult. And she's ignoring more or less everything you just said.]

You're not human. Are you one of my people?

[Video]

[babytooth]

[ Not a human child. She's looking at Aisling with such interest now. ]

Oh! Are your people fairies? I think we'd be different kinds.

[Video]

[coimiceoir]

[...Aisling is completely fascinated. That sort of heritage doesn't usually show so strongly in her people!]

People have called us that before. You can fly! I don't know a way to do that without changing!

[Video]

[babytooth]

Oh! I do it with the wings that don't really change ever. What kind of changing? Like shape-shifting?

[geminated_man]

Well, oral hygiene is important, but I dunno about fun.

[babytooth]

It is fun! You can get yourself a wacky toothbrush and scrub up and down and swoosh minty things around in your mouth and spit! Spitting is fun! Especially if your toothpaste makes all the bubbles.

[Video]

[ru_fi_oooh]

What's with the feathers?

[video]

[babytooth]

What do you mean? What's with the lack of feathers?

[video]

[ru_fi_oooh]

I'm not a Never-bird.

Pixies don't have feathers.

[swordhappy]

...is the matter of what to do so complicated as that?

[babytooth]

You don't go collecting teeth for no reason!

[seeked]

I'm not sure many people would agree flossing is fun. [He's more bemused than anything at this point. What do you even say to that?]

[babytooth]

I don't see how it wouldn't be!

[seeked]

I reckon people find there're more interesting things to do on the island than focus on oral hygiene. [The rest though. That's what he's questioning.]

Are non-human teeth a problem?

[video]

[icanbuyafez]

The tooth fairy! Oh, this is brilliant!

I'm the Doctor! Do you remember me, then? All that business with the Reimar, and stealing memories? Oh, or that other time, when we found the only reason the Zyrgons were really stealing teeth was that they needed a source of calcium?! [His manic grin turns into a small frown as he turns his head slightly to one side, continuing at a more sedate pace.] Or, I suppose probably not. You do look different than I remember, so perhaps you're from a different universe.

[And his grin is back, if not quite as large as it was originally.] Still! Nice to meet you again!

[video]

[babytooth]

Hello!

Oh, goodness. I'm so sorry. I really usually don't forget things. Different universes are so complicated. How does anyone keep track? [ enthusiastic waving though ]

It's nice to meet you again, too!

[badnewsboy]

That is a very good question. Why are there so many adults? I ask it frequently, myself.