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[ Yes. That is a guy dressed like Peter Pan. Yes, the flying upside down and making faces at it would indicate the person dressed like Peter Pan probably actually is Peter Pan.

He stops his amazing talent of making the most ridiculous of funny faces to scratch his head, take a seat on air like there was actually something to sit on, thoughtfully go 'HMMMM' and state: ]

I don't get it.

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Good! Then I don't have to look for a doctor or something.

Falling can be fun.

Who needs doctors anyways?

Sure can! You just got to know how to land.

The people running this place? They've got oodles.

[Paaause. Deadpan.]

ON YOUR HEAD!

Grumpy old men run the place, I bet. Gotta stack themselves up on big stupid adults in the ugly white coats so they can get their daily medicines all lined up. Doctors upon doctors everywhere.

[ dick did you really just- ]

Maybe when you fall.

If you meet them, tweak their noses for me?

[Friendship made in HELL. Or heaven. One of those.]

You're the one who's admitted to it. I land on my feet.

Okay.

[ BOTH.

pretends to fall upside down. puts his head on the floor and stays balanced on it. ]

Well, I can land on anything. I bet you'd break something if you tried it.

I've never broken a bone from falling wrong!

[Being tossed down from tall places or against walls totally doesn't count.]

Suuuuuuuure you haven't.

I most definitely haven't!

You most definitely have!

Nope. Not from falling.

Tripping then. You need to learn how to balance.

Nope. Only broken bones I've head are from not backing down from bullies.

[... more or less.]

Bullies? How come they're not the ones with the broken bones?

Who said they aren't?

And now they need eyepatches and peglegs, right?

[Those of them that aren't in handcuffs or in Arkham...]

For a while yes.

I'm not actually gouging eyes, though.

You don't have to gouge 'em. You just poke them really hard.

Still. Not something to do to people who haven't really, really deserved it.

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