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[highlyinformed]

Those new to the island have several selections for entertainment.

You may come to my establishment, Madame Red's Antiques & Appraisals for both liquor and whatever else you may be looking for. The first one is always free. We also have a staff of beautiful employees to make your adjustment to New Moore as comfortable as possible. Those separated from their belongings are welcome to check the shop for any items they may have misplaced in the move, or can find something new to comfort them.

The Nancy Phoney offers ONE (1) free drink to new arrivals. A silverwear optional, jousting-friendly establishment, this bar has one (1) glowing endorsement from the owner, who states, "IT'S NOT WATERED DOWN I SERVE GREAT BEER." Powerful words.

Looking forward to seeing you.

Comments

[hypertoxic]

Hahahaha! Getting in on it too, huh?
I would 8e happy to do a little advertising for us.
:::;)

[highlyinformed]

I wouldn't want to take time away from your reconnecting with friends.

[hypertoxic]

Pff.
I'm fiiiiiiiine.
I will have plenty of time.
I can 8er8 those losers l8r.
8esides, we can't pass up a chance like this, right?

[highlyinformed]

"8er8"....

[hypertoxic]

Haha.
Berate.

[worldwarnick]

Are you hiring?

[highlyinformed]

Yes.

[worldwarnick]

Wait, really? Because I have tons of bartending experience. Tons!

[highlyinformed]

Oh! You wanted to be a bartender? I see.

[highlyinformed]

I'm sure we could use some help there as well.

[worldwarnick]

Yeah, of course I wanna be a bartender, what did you think I meant?

video;

[chozo_legacy]

I think I am seeing why I was told this establishment was a bit shady.

[highlyinformed]

I assure you, Conrad runs a very legitimate business with the Nancy Phoney, although I cannot attest for its cleanliness.

[chozo_legacy]

That was not the one I was referring to.

[highlyinformed]

The dim lighting is for atmosphere.

[chozo_legacy]

...You jumped to defend an aspect of your business that I wasn't aware of and hadn't mentioned at all.

[ricinbeans]

You guys are like two steps from a turf war, yo.

[highlyinformed]

Having seen war first hand, I would not throw that word around so lightly.

[ricinbeans]

Uh

Okay.

[highlyinformed]

Mister Pinkman, I'm joking.

[ricinbeans]

You are?

[nicevampireguy]

THAT QUOTE IS TAKEN COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTEXT

[nicevampireguy]

AND I DON'T ALLOW JOUSTING

[highlyinformed]

My mistake.

[notinthecards]

Jousting?

That almost sound tempting. But I think this place a little more fun, even with that.