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[therecipe]

That was awfully unique. Meet anyone nice? I sort of wish I talked to more people than I did during this but it was hard to keep up.

Anywho... I think I've reached the 'been here long enough' point where you start needing a job, yeah? Anyone know anything? I'm good with kids, good with... computers, good with weird, and I will give you this soufflé I'm making as a peace offering/bribery as long as it doesn't fail massively on me.

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[therecipe]

--You're married? ...I mean, I'd appreciate that! Best Captain ever.

[chronosexual]

Was engaged. He left the island. But I have been married before. A few times, actually.

Sounds good. I'll put a worm in Tim's ear. I'm sure he'd be happy to have some help.

[therecipe]

Sorry.

Thank you. No regrets on this one. I'm a good employee.

[chronosexual]

If you've got a seal of approval from The Doctor, that's good as gold for me.

[therecipe]

Goodie. I had no idea that seal had those kinds of benefits.

[chronosexual]

You'd be surprised at the amount of benefits being friends with The Doctor has.

[therecipe]

Are there any I might not know about that I should?

[chronosexual]

Probably not for your sweet little ears, Ms. Oswald. I'm nothing if not a gentleman.

[therecipe]

Is it that kind of benefit then? Because he told me it wasn't a snog box but I had a feeling.

[chronosexual]

Ha, I wish. Believe me, as many nights as I've spent dreaming about that console... no. I think he maybe doesn't like it watching.

[therecipe]

It would be like having an ex-girlfriend looming over his shoulder. I think they had a thing at one point.

[chronosexual]

And I'll be the first to tell you that that particular situation can go one of two ways, and either way, someone's sleeping uncomfortably afterward.

[therecipe]

Now I don't know what to think about being in here if that means what I think it does.

[icanbuyafez]

What?! It is not a snog box!

[therecipe]

There's still no verdict on that one.

[icanbuyafez]

What? No. Yes there is! Verdict, big verdict, can't miss it, big sign and everything! My TARDIS is not a snog box!

[therecipe]

I didn't see that sign anywhere. Are you sure?

[chronosexual]

it could be if you just let me in.

[icanbuyafez]

Stop it!

[chronosexual]

See, Clara, this is what I'm talking about.

[icanbuyafez]

Jack! Stop it, what have you been telling her?

[chronosexual]

Oh nothing. Just having a little girl talk. Why? Is there something you don't want her to know?

[icanbuyafez]

I just don't want you implying things that aren't true!

[chronosexual]

Now why would I do something like that?

[icanbuyafez]

Jack!