[ Private text to Alisha ]

[geminated_man]

After you first had sex with me, how'd you do it? Just.. not even think about me? Not being mean, just curious.

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[easy_a]

I told myself you were just another bloke trying to get into my knickers. Didn't realize I was wrong until you... you know.

...Why you asking? This seems kind of out of the blue. It doesn't have anything to do with me dating Sirius, does it?

[geminated_man]

No, but that bellend can seriously go fuck himself.

Nah. Hooked up with a girl who turned out to be a virgin. That one. It should be special. Not with a bloke who doesn't fuckin mean it.

I hqven't called. Mostly cos I never call. But I can't stop thinkin about it, yeah?

[easy_a]

Play nice, Rudy.

But seriously? Who'd you shag?

Guess I should also ask... are you still interested in her? Because if you are, fuck knows if there's a way to stop the thinking.

[geminated_man]

Her name's Sheska. I guess she works at the police station or something.

I dunno if I'm interested. Sort of? She's... a bit plain. Not exactly my type? No. Nowhere near my type. But she's real cute and nice? Man, I don't know.

[easy_a]

...well shit. I know who that is. She's best friends with Sirius or something like that. Still, didn't think she was a virgin.

Figure that out then; you wanna keep dating her or find someone more compatible?

[geminated_man]

Oh for Christ's sake. Are you bloody serious? Fuck me.

See, here's the thing. Me? Personally? Not really looking for any sort of relationship beyond some casual wild, passionate and quite filthy sex. Not really the dating sort.

Any other girl? Really couldn't be arsed.

[easy_a]

Looks like Sheska already did that.

Okay then... can you be arsed with this one?

[geminated_man]

How the fuck should I know? No? I don't bloody know. She's real nice and everything but... She's.. Fuck. I feel like I should give it a second date? But then I think of all the beautiful sluts I could be shagging. Can't exactly say she's on the list at all.

But... Shit.

Alisha, I think I feel bad.

[easy_a]

Okay, here's what you do.

Text her, apologize for the whole virginity thing, ask if she wants a second date. If she doesn't, you're home free. If she does, just go get ice cream or something and see if you like her enough to want to see her more. And hey, if either of you don't, just drop it right there.

That'll get rid of the guilt /and/ make sure you figure out how much you do or don't like her has a potential girlfriend (though I really doubt she's going to put out, just a heads up; I practically gave her a heart attack when I asked if she and Sirius had been... yanno. Physical.)

[geminated_man]

I don't get it, though. Why's this getting into me head so badly? Why do I give a fuck? Did you?

[easy_a]

Because you took something important from her. It feels like shit, I know.

And yeah, I did give a fuck, but I kept it to myself. Didn't let it show because I had to keep face. I couldn't; I didn't want those dicks I used to surround myself with see that I regretted having a one nighter when I had them loads of times before.

[geminated_man]

Shit. Fuck. Maybe I ought to call her. But it really was just.. Average, I guess? Nothin special. Not to me, at least.

Maybe I will. Just sort of... Humour her. Maybe make her hate me. I could do that, yeah?

[easy_a]

Yeah, just ring her up.

But don't make her hate you; I sure as fuck don't want to have to stand up for you every time your name is mentioned between her or Sirius. Just make her see you two aren't compatible and that you're sorry for sleeping with her.

She seems too nice not to forgive and move on.

[geminated_man]

I suppose. It's just...

Fuck what if she starts crying? I can't handle girls when they cry. They're like... fat, naked bunnies, yeah? Just stranded and shivering in the snow. Sad, and pathetic, really.

[easy_a]

Then you just apologize again, get up, walk out. Nothing more you can really do besides apologize and mean it.

After that, it's time for her to be a grown fucking woman and to take responsibility for her own life.

...

When you shagged her, she consented, right?

[geminated_man]

Well, yeah. I don't shag girls that don't want to. Just makes shit complicated and messy for everyone. Don't need me face all clawed to mince.

Why would you ask that?

[easy_a]

Because if she didn't or was passed out or something, I'd be a total slag for saying she needs to pull up her big-girl knickers and move on with her life.

But since that's not the case... she can be an adult about this shit.