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[fuckincakewake]

whos got 2 workin arms and a killer need 2 get her beach on?
dis chix
yisssss
got my self a hollatchaboi-esq swimsuit and spf bajillion for the pasty arm
ps lol at it and u will so how tough it healed rite in ur face
but 4 realz
rosie davey joegg ur all there for sure obvi!!
distrid u r sittin next to me but fyi get ur trunks on
i bought u some so dont front cuz ur goin
i also bought u a banana hammock bc u know whatever ur comfortable in
maybe show off those strider gams
meens tear urself from the bakery that shall nt b named to play for a day ok
ill even let u declare urself ruler of the ocean n the seas if ur good
everybody else is invited to ro-lals beach extravaganza too
bc i look crazy fineass in this bikini n i wont deprive any of u of its majesty ;)

Comments

[thneed]

So she can't?

[thneed]

He's a really good employee.

[fuckincakewake]

its not fair 2 the unmployed ppl!!

[fuckincakewake]

i bet but thats sorta a lot 4 u rite?

[thneed]

Yeah but that's okay.

[fuckincakewake]

huh
ur a really good guy oncie

[thneed]

Did you want to do it?

[fuckincakewake]

is this gonna reopen the hole line of dudes who dont wanna touch me debate again
cuz i can kinda do w/o that rn

[thneed]

Really?
Thanks.

[thneed]

I don't think it would but I didn't think bikinis would either. No models then, I guess.

[alwaysimpure]

How much do you pay?

Seriously, actually, because I have no idea how much I should.

[alwaysimpure]

Do whatever you want with the pizza place, I'm just asking if you'd be up to talking to me about science some time.

[thneed]

Seriously, Sirius? I pay whatever I feel like.
You should at least be over 10 dollars an hour for it to be a good job.

[alwaysimpure]

Last person I hired got 2,000 for the month...

That's... [Give him a minute, even genius level wizards didn't get much training in maths.]

A very good job.

[thneed]

So you gave them between 65-70 dollars a day?

That's not bad.

[alwaysimpure]

Well.

My hours aren't exactly as regular as yours, so it probably was more like two hundred an hour.

[thneed]

What? They only work ten hours a month?

[alwaysimpure]

They've been released now, so technically they don't work at all anymore, but yeah.

I'm not very business-minded.

[thneed]

You're really not.

[fuckincakewake]

just not in a bikini rite?

[alwaysimpure]

Someone has to protect his innocence.

[fuckincakewake]

what if i want the opposite of that

[alwaysimpure]

Then I'd say it's too bad for you.

[fuckincakewake]

what do u care who i get touched by neway
maybe a gurl wants 2 get touched
ever consider that

[alwaysimpure]

Get touched all you want, but you know Once-ler has no clue about the implications.

Doesn't seem quite right to me.