text; -- action at bakery

[ohmycod]

whats up with all this cat stuff
man all you are straight up embarrassing yourselves
glad i didnt go and get affected like some loser
dont got no weird tails or ears over here
tho everyone seems to like me all of a sudden
whatevs im purrfectly normal

wait
uh i meant to say im pawsitively unaffected
fuck no
im feline fine

O)( MY CLAW--ED
I CANT PUN RIG)(T

Comments

[breadtrauma]

What else can happen?

I can't fit a cat pun into that question.

[notdogmatic]

Something might run out after nine.

[breadtrauma]

I see. Guess I shouldn't let my curiosity get away from me.

[notdogmatic]

Another good one.

[breadtrauma]

I used to be in the entertainment industry.