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[ohmycod]

whats up with all this cat stuff
man all you are straight up embarrassing yourselves
glad i didnt go and get affected like some loser
dont got no weird tails or ears over here
tho everyone seems to like me all of a sudden
whatevs im purrfectly normal

wait
uh i meant to say im pawsitively unaffected
fuck no
im feline fine

O)( MY CLAW--ED
I CANT PUN RIG)(T

Comments

[thneed]

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

[ohmycod]

that was
the worse thing i efur heard
oh clawed
i felt nothing
what is wrong with me

[thneed]

Oh no. I'm already floundering with the fish puns. It was bad. Eely bad. The sheer scale of badness was codful. This was a roeful idea.

A huge mis-hake! I can smell the tench of death already.

[ohmycod]

oh
oh clawed thats the stuff
keep it up

[thneed]

This is a brill-iant op-perch-tuna-ty for non crappie puns.