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[fuckincakewake]

fuckgn
flawless

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102 out of 100
who could ever question such a goddamn perfect example of legal documentation

[fuckincakewake]

taht back icldues a picture prefect replica with lots of small fonteded legal jackassery that solidifies its palce as a valid documemntation
also sticky

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i hate to ruin a girls sticky fun but you might want to look into getting that shit laminated
what if you spill all that lawful booze youre gonna get on it
gods might weep

[fuckincakewake]

ugghhn
taht and the marker
u know i wouldnt have to do this is tony hadnt fuckign baield on us

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never trust anyone over sixteen
so what did he just leave you and bro alone without supervision
isnt he going to get in trouble for that
do you need an adult

[fuckincakewake]

woh cares about supervission
he took all the booze
cruel as hellllll;ll

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whered he go anyway
booze and random disappearances
is he a hobo

[fuckincakewake]

tihnk he like moved it wi his superfrends
hows ur housign adventures

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soujis cool
and as long as i keep my shit in jars the cats dont touch it
though i think theyve learned their lesson
one of them had a close call last week

[fuckincakewake]

wahtd u do to the cat
do they need friends
frigglish isnt used to not being surrroudned by feline comanasionship an all

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will frigglish teach asscat two not to acquire a taste for formaldehyde
kittys lucky i went back and left my past self a note to pull its face out of there
or else id have had to get another jar

[fuckincakewake]

dead cats in jars and liek other consatiners is nbd
providided ur not namign them or anything
thatd be weird

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what
you dont like asscat one and asscat two
i spent an hour doing research on babynames.com to get the meanings just right

[fuckincakewake]

keepgin dead cats is one fucking thing
naming them is soemthing else

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renaming soujis cats would be kind of rude whether or not theyre dead
which theyre not
there are no dead cats here
deadcatting is not a thing that happens in west 101
schrodinger doesnt have to be uncertain about that its a scientific fact

[fuckincakewake]

ricky schrodinger?

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hell yes
ok fuck it im renaming one of soujis cats to that
hell thank me

[fuckincakewake]

ill brign frigglish over to meet him

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cool
if we have to learn social skills and shit our cats should too
pets are people too