how to be illegally married to your roommate

[accidents]

My dowry doesn't at least have a sickly sheep or something. This is kind of really insulting. Not that I should take it seriously but---I mean. It's like "Here's your heir to the tribe, sir! All you had to do was hand over some frilly underpants and a box of cake powder stuff! -What mead? We're not celebrating with mead. You get this bottle of bubble junk."

There aren't even swords in this basket. Worst wedding ever.

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[tower_bound]

Oh, no, Flynn remembered everything.

I made a bargain with him so I could see the floating lights... lanterns. In return, I'd give him back his satchel.

[accidents]

Flynn? You learned his name, bargained, and had the wanted thief escort you somewhere? Pretty gutsy.

So what stolen goods did he have in the satchel? Or was it just a really nice bag?

[tower_bound]

Well... it was either make it happen while Mother was gone, or I'd never leave... um, visit the city.

It had a crown inside. I guess he stole it from someone.

[accidents]

You really do make it sound like she had you prisoner, you know.

Probably. What kind of crown was it?

[tower_bound]

No, she was just very protective.

Um... one with lots of jewels and gold, if I remember right.

[accidents]

Gotcha.

Yeah, definitely stolen. I don't know why people go for crowns. People usually notice when those go missing. Just grab a bunch of fancy earrings or something.

[tower_bound]

I think the crown's importance might have been why Flynn stole it. I guess it makes it worth more.