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[freezespirited]

Okay, heatstroke is bad. I'm going to be flying around to cool down the rooms of anyone who needs it. Nothing cold lasts long in this weather, but in the meantime, let's make this as fun as we can. All right?

There better be a freak snowstorm later on at some point. I feel like my element's been very neglected.

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[video]

[easy_a]

Long legs make a woman look more shapely. Better for sex, if you want to cut to the chase, though loads of us wear them because we feel glamourous in them.

Yeah, you're tall enough that you don't need to create the illusion of long legs. [She teases.] Wot you need is something a lot more casual.

...You know how to tie laces?

[video]

[freezespirited]

[Jack coughs into his palm, loudly.] They look...that

Wait, do girls care about long legs?

Who doesn't?

[video]

[easy_a]

Don't hurt yourself, Jack. If "sex" is that hard to say, maybe we should stick to shorter words.

[Okay, she has to get that bit of teasing out of the way. She won't pester him on it much more.]

Some of us, yeah. Makes legs look shapely, like models' legs.

Someone who doesn't own a pair of shoes? Just need to know if we should get you sneakers with or without laces.

[video]

[freezespirited]

I can say sex, Alisha. I even know what it means.

[Don't mind the faint tinge of purple creeping up his face.]

Ah.

Don't the ones without laces always look dorky? Whichever you want.

[video]

[easy_a]

Means nothing if you don't know to make it good. But that's not really something I'll worry about teaching you until you find a girl to shag.

[Nope, she doesn't mind it. If anything, it's amusing.]

Not all of them. And they'll be on your feet, so you'll get to pick them out. My treat, though.

[video]

[freezespirited]

What.

You're such a good friend. I'm very lucky to know you.

You're serious? [He looks a little stunned.]

[video]

[easy_a]

Exactly why that's a conversation for another day.

[She laughs despite herself.]

Er, yeah. Meet you at the shoe place downtown?