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[alwaysimpure]

shop closde tooday du/e tos icnkess

no need to commme yb

[That's what it looks like when a drunk wizards without any grip of technology is trying to write text messages.

He sucks at it and he doesn't even care.]

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[librariansheart]

[Shock and confusion are the words of the day, kids!]

Rudy, what...?

[audio]

[geminated_man]

Hm? Oh don't mind me, I'm just tryin' t'get a raise outta him. Him with Alisha? Bloody criminal, that is.

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[librariansheart]

Are you saying you're joking?

[Her voice may crack slightly on that last word, she's so alarmed.]

[audio]

[geminated_man]

'Course I am. ..Why wouldn't I be? I mean, look at him! Man's practically a saint or somethin'.

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[librariansheart]

[Ok, now she's just confused. Still a bit upset, though.]

Well, yes, of course, but... Why on earth would you joke about something like that!

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[geminated_man]

Cos Sirius is a big strong man. He can take a little jibe here and there?

Y'think I'd lie about somethin' like that? Prison is a very serious accusation, love.

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[librariansheart]

I know it is! That's... that's why I was surprised! You don't just fling around things like that...

[Especially since the last time Sirius was in the police station he had a panic attack.]

[audio]

[geminated_man]

But, y'see, that's why it's funny. It's so serious that someone like him? Could never ever be thrown in prison. Lookat him. Aside from what is more than likely some internalised parental issues, he could never do something bad enough to end up there, could he?

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[librariansheart]

[There's a short pause - very brief, but present - before she agrees. Perhaps a little too quickly.]

No, no, of course not! I just... That's really not a very nice thing to joke about...

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[geminated_man]

It's fine! I've been a young offender meself, you know. It's all about... havin' a good sense of humour, yeah? Bein' all friendly and not takin' things personally, there.