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[alwaysimpure]

shop closde tooday du/e tos icnkess

no need to commme yb

[That's what it looks like when a drunk wizards without any grip of technology is trying to write text messages.

He sucks at it and he doesn't even care.]

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[alwaysimpure]

i can apparate and just drop it off somewhere for you

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[geminated_man]

I think the question here is not why am I so paranoid, but why are you so insistent on delivering it yourself? Hm?

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[alwaysimpure]

because i dont want to involve alisha in this
also because i dont want to give you an opportunity to see her

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[geminated_man]

We're mates. You can't keep me from seeing her, man.

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[alwaysimpure]

no
but i wont help you with it

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[geminated_man]

Are you always this whiny, eh?

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[alwaysimpure]

sorry darling
i wont help you with it ♥

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[geminated_man]

You are just such a prick. You know that, right? Not a big one, mind. Just a tiny little baby one. About the size of your actual prick.

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[alwaysimpure]

please stop thinking about my prick
because that might make it shrink