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[alwaysimpure]

shop closde tooday du/e tos icnkess

no need to commme yb

[That's what it looks like when a drunk wizards without any grip of technology is trying to write text messages.

He sucks at it and he doesn't even care.]

Comments

Re: action;

[alwaysimpure]

Only if you don't move it away fast enough.

[He's not very impressed by Once-ler's shuffling skill, but then, it might be difficult to do in a spinning room.]

You can start.

action;

[thneed]

I really don't want my hands getting hurt here, Sirius. Is it bad? Because I need them for everything ever and I'll have to murder you if one of these cards blow my fingers off.

[ these cards make him too nervous to shuffle expertly
He gives him a look and then puts a card down. ]