[ audio parrot ]

[twicecharmed]

What the fuck is going on?!

And if someone doesn't get this bird away from me, I'm going to scream.

Comments

Re: [audio parrot]

[twicecharmed]

Everything? Yeah, everything works.

[audio parrot]

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

Ah, my sympathies. Lunar fever is difficult to deal with. I hope you won't be offended I'll be avoiding you, though - I can't afford to lose my memory the same way.

Re: [audio parrot]

[twicecharmed]

You are so lucky I like you.

[audio parrot]

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

...I wasn't aware we'd met.

Re: [audio parrot]

[twicecharmed]

Maybe you're the one who has lunar fever and thinks he's a pirate with a supernatural parrot.

[audio parrot]

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

Always, of course, a possibility. [Although that's clearly what he's doing, it's Koizumi, so he actually sounds genuine instead of simply like he's humoring her.] Though if I have lunar fever and you do not, why are the parrots true to my perception and memory, and not to yours? You can't deny they are carrying messages between us, which you seem to see as odd. They would hardly do so if they were simply my delusion.

And a supernatural parrot who just so happens to match with my delusional version of reality does seem a bit of a coincidence, doesn't it?

Re: [audio parrot]

[twicecharmed]

I dealt with psychic magical monkeys. So the parrots are believable, but really annoying.

Also there were no pirates.

[audio parrot]

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

An admirably consistent worldview, to be sure.

Perhaps it will be a comfort to hear I am not actually a pirate. [Not anymore. Now he just steals from them.]

Re: [audio parrot]

[twicecharmed]

So what are you?

[audio parrot]

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

An entrepreneur.

Re: [audio parrot]

[twicecharmed]

That's a fancy word for shady business, buster.

[audio parrot]

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

[The parrot makes a mock offended noise.] My fair lady! Just what doth thou accuse me of?!