[ a lovely white parrot has its feathers stained with a red kiss mark ]

[therecipe]

[ the voice it echos belongs to a young woman using flirty tones and whispering half her words so you have to lean closer to hear it. leaning close enough to the parrot would have it put its beak to your cheek and make kissing sound ]

Isn't sextant such an interesting word? Just rolls right off the tongue. Sextant. Sextant... Seeex-- Oh! I saw it once, you know. All silver and pointy. If I remember where, I'll share. I'm at the corner if you think you can help me jot my memory or come for a chat or something... It's this red sign and my lovely Nina will be out front to direct you.

And for those not bothering with that, how are you? Tired? I'm not tired. You know, I haven't the slightest idea how some of you let yourselves go bored being trapped. Plenty to do here. Plenty to do.

For instance, you could do a girl in a lovely red dress who forgot to put on her frilly undergarments this morning when she took a dip in a hot spring wearing nothing but her ruby earrings. I suppose anyone would get distracted with steam filling the air and hot beads of water rolling down the soft curved skin of her chest while she lustfully puts her eyes towards the handsome gentleman besides her who- [ the parrot continues but flies away on you just as she starts mentioning physical contact. what a tease. ]

Comments

[ricinbeans]

Dammit, every time.

[from a large, handsome African Grey]

[chronosexual]

Do say that again. Any of it. I would be most interested to hear what it is that you know about the sextant. You are right. It is fun to say.

[oftpartitioned]

Wait is this one of those braingames?

Okay so she's wearing a red dress... but then she forgot to put on underpants when she went swimming wearing nothing but earrings

So what happened to the dress?

[Action]

[icanbuyafez]

[The Doctor had to admit that finding this place was turning out to be more trouble than he would have thought possible - though if what he's heard about the owner is true, it might just be worth it. Assuming he could get there.

Seeing someone in the street ahead of him, he gave up and decided to ask for help, calling out to her. When he spoke, his voice was distant, conveying very little in the way of emotion.] Hello, there! Do you know your way around this part of town?

I'm afraid I am in need of direction.