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[rule_britannia]

I'm able to state from empirical evidence that being a pirate is not as entertaining or personally rewarding the second time around, particularly when you lose your identity in the process.
Are we to expect the re-occurrence of that ridiculous business again after twelve months?
Honestly, I have far better things to be doing than reliving a terribly romanticised version of my youth.


[Private: The Doctor]
I propose that we both make efforts to stay as far away from one another as possible should this happen again next year.
I have no desire to make a repeat of what happened.

Comments

[rule_britannia]

You would think so, wouldn't you, but this is the second time this has happened.

Incidentally.. I'm aware that apologies might not quite be enough.

[therecipe]

Do things actually repeat here?

I'm holding nothing against you. Though I do hope you don't hit women when you're not being a pirate.

[rule_britannia]

I don't make a habit of it... and it seems that one particular scenario does. At least, that's certainly the second time it's happened.

[therecipe]

Murder or the pirate scenario? I thought it was sort of fun otherwise.

[rule_britannia]

Ah.. the pirate scenario. I didn't go quite so far as to murder someone the last time. That was.. unfortunate.