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Eridan Ampora ([personal profile] squidissension) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2013-09-28 05:41 pm

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so thanks a lot for not noticin i wwas fuckin kidnapped
not like i wwent to the far recesses a the barrier or wwhatevver wwere callin it
ship on the horizon
except thats exactly howw it wwent thanks
you knoww howw many parrots i sent tryin to tell you guys wwhat wwas happenin
you probably didnt evven care
thats what i fuckin figure wwhen nobody replies to a message like
HELP
IM BEYOND THE OCEAN BARRIER LIKE WWE ALL HAVVE BEEN TRYIN TO GET FOR SWWEEPS HERE
NO FUCKIN RUSH OR ANYTHIN
but noww that i think a it maybe it couldnt get through?
i mean fef used to see she couldnt swwim past it
an the things solid as anythin noww
you think wwhen you get off this island its gonna be better
or wwhen theres pirates like your best flarp session you knoww the good ones before people up and abandoned you
but no
it wwas cold and fucked up and ignored wwhich wwas a good reminder a howw i wwas dead
and not all a us get the wwhole dead not dead shenanigan times
sometimes youre just dead and gone and no one givves twwo shits wwhere you wwent as long as its gone
anywway im back noww
not that anyone evven cared
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[personal profile] hypertoxic 2013-09-28 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god.
I didn't a8andon you. You just got 8oring! Not my pro8lem.
Anyway, no, I never got a parrot from you! I would have remem8ered a 8ird as irrit8ing as yours would have 8een.
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[personal profile] hypertoxic 2013-09-28 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Only if you're an oversensitive little wiggler.
I wasn't shooting down your 8irds, asshole!
I never saw them.
What are you even upset a8out???????? It was all shenanigans, Eridan. So many fucking shenanigans.
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[personal profile] hypertoxic 2013-09-28 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you seriously forgetting the fact that we were all temporarily insane????????
Seriously, Eridan, you aren't that special. No one was cele8r8ing your disappearance.
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[personal profile] hypertoxic 2013-09-28 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Or just exceptionally unlucky.
God. I have 8igger pro8lems to deal with than your ego. Or nota8le lack thereof.
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[personal profile] hypertoxic 2013-09-29 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, it is!
Even if you put it in that really rude, o8noxious way, 8ecause you and Vantas share the quality of 8eing un8elieva8ly insensitive and awful.