❀ Four ❀ [ACCIDENTAL VIDEO]

[myloveisalwayshere]

[This is absolutely accidental because Lily would never ever ever flaunt such a costume in public, but hey, at least she's in the spirit of Halloween? Network, have a very red faced Witch wearing this and looking at herself in the mirror.]

This is far too short. What was I thinking? [She tugs on the hem, biting her lip.] Maybe if I wore a skirt with it, but would that get in the way of the tail?

[And she turns to look at said tail, unaware that all of her motions are being recorded.]

Merlin, tights would be better than nothing...

Comments

[alwaysimpure]

Did I ever tell you that when we were small, my brother and I used to play muggles?

[myloveisalwayshere]

I'm sorry, but that's cute.

[alwaysimpure]

It was adorable! We had to do it in secret. But they made them sound like such fun. You know, stupid, loud, kind of like less ugly trolls? I don't know, it wasn't a very realistic portrayal. Mostly we grunted and hit each other.

[myloveisalwayshere]

I wish someone had recorded that. I bet you two were precious little Muggle trolls.

[alwaysimpure]

Yeah, we probably were. We had to stop when my mother caught us one time. Though, really, if she wanted us to hate muggles, she shouldn't have made them sound so fun.

[myloveisalwayshere]

Muggles pretend like they're Witches and Wizards, so why shouldn't Witches and Wizards pretend they're Muggles? Some of the misconceptions of those who possess magic made them sound fun too.

I think children should have fun.

[alwaysimpure]

See, this is why you're a better mother than mine ever tried to be.

[myloveisalwayshere]

I'm a pretty lenient mother when it comes to little children having their fun.

[alwaysimpure]

In her defense, I'm pretty sure my mother was allergic to fun.

[myloveisalwayshere]

She must have been! Who in their right mind can resist that laugh that only small children can make? It sounds like it comes from their toes. It shakes their whole body!

[alwaysimpure]

Well, she was happy to have two sons, but I don't think children in general brought her any joy.

[myloveisalwayshere]

I pity her. She had two beautiful sons and never enjoyed their company.

[alwaysimpure]

See, I just want to make her corpse spin even faster.

[myloveisalwayshere]

I imagine you do that better than anyone else.

[alwaysimpure]

It's my lot in life.

[myloveisalwayshere]

If reincarnation exists, maybe your lessons will give her a new start.

[alwaysimpure]

...now I'll be paranoid for the rest of my life.

[myloveisalwayshere]

Well if someone walks up to you talking about the many woes you have caused her, you know who to stay away from.

[alwaysimpure]

Not the type I'd want to settle down with, anyway.

[myloveisalwayshere]

Those would definitely be warning bells.

[alwaysimpure]

I'll stick with my type, I think.

[myloveisalwayshere]

And what is your type, Mister Black?

[alwaysimpure]

It's somewhere between 'someone who adores me' and 'someone who doesn't take my shit', I'd reckon.

[myloveisalwayshere]

I'd say you're asking for a miracle...except you found someone like that.

[alwaysimpure]

I'll have you know, Lily, that you are someone like that too.