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[librariansheart]

You know, thneeds really are the most useful things! They can be as dense or loosely woven as you like, and if you're careful about it, apparently proof against dog bites. That was, um, less... exciting, really, but with so many officers being bitten, they couldn't exactly get me an escort to work. I'm all right! It just frightened me a bit. Something scared it off. I'm just glad it wasn't a werewolf.

How is everyone doing? Once-ler? Sirius? Anyone? Does anyone need a place to be contained for the evening? The police station has a few cells left... Night's coming on fast now.

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[librariansheart]

Well good. The wolves really make me uncomfortable, and I'd hate for you to turn into a slavering wolf every night. You'd be much less cuddly that way.

Wait. Mr. Strider's not a werewolf now, is he?

[thneed]

Wolves are just scary dogs. They're pretty cuddly if they actually like you, I'd think.

No way. I'd be out of here so fast.

[librariansheart]

...You think so? These ones are so big and angry, though.

Oh. Then... why is he non-threatening? I mean, not that he's usually threatening, but you don't usually mention that along with a list of his traits.

[thneed]

I said if they liked you! Which they wouldn't because they're demons.

He's like a ...non-blood sucking vampire right now.

[librariansheart]

Demons?! Oh my goodness!

How...? You know, I'll ask when I come over. This sounds like quite a story.

[thneed]

In the horrible-personality sort of sense. I'm not an expert on demons I don't know if they get classified under that.

It's quite a something all right.