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[ricinbeans]

Are you shitting me?





Guys, I shouldn't have to say this, but don't. Just... don't.

Comments

[badtaste]

Yeah but the knife is at school and the raptor is at home!! I think!!

[symbioteclone]

Okay, but who needs a raptor anyways? I mean... how is that even a pet??

[badtaste]

You realize that I don't know this kid like at all right??

[symbioteclone]

Well you were defending him! I thought maybe you did!

[badtaste]

Yeah I talked to him like one time about his raptor and thought he was a decent enough dude to not have his name dragged through the mud all over the network!! He didn't seem like a murderer!!

[symbioteclone]

I'll take your word on it.

[everythingspandex]

Yeah, reptiles are kind of sketchy.

[symbioteclone]

You've met Dr. Connors then?

[everythingspandex]

Oh, I've met him alright.

[symbioteclone]

Yeah. That's about how I feel about Venom.

[roseate]

No, I understand suspicious.
It's just that my brother is, as previously mentioned, a loser of seriously awe-inspiring proportions.
Don't worry too much about the dinosaur.

[symbioteclone]

Oh. You were being serious. Okay. I'll uh. Try not to worry.

[roseate]

Far be it from me to comment on a genetic relation's choice of pets,
But if it hypothetically one day were to disappear never to be seen again,
I'm sure you could be among the first to know.
Hypothetically.

[symbioteclone]

Wait, are you threatening the raptor? Suddenly I feel sorry for the big guy.

Even though that's basically what I was just doing.

Shit.

[roseate]

Nothing like that. Threatening sounds so violent.
I like animals.
Even Indy McNuggets.
I just disagree with the ethics of time=travelling a raptor back to live in your apartment.