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[freezespirited]

We're done, New Moore.

We're breaking up. Anything you want to call it. You've done enough.

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[accidents]

Too small? You can put a forest and a mountain peak on an island.

[freezespirited]

I meant too short. Plus I only want one, not both.

[accidents]

How is an island too short?

[freezespirited]

The beaches aren't that high like mountains. Well, not all islands are short. But my point still stands.

[accidents]

Oh, I get you. Cliffs and mountains. Probably a lot of snow. You want more of a Berk.

I don't know if that's better by regular people standards.

[freezespirited]

Preferably as close to Berk as possible. How big of an island is it?

Regular people prefer moderate to warm climates. It just doesn't work.

[accidents]

Not terribly. It's one of the smallest ones up there.

The colder the better, right?

[freezespirited]

There are others?

You're catching on.

[accidents]

Yeah, it's in the Barbaric Archipelago. It's a bunch of islands around each other. You have Berk, Meathead Islands, Hysteria... then Bog-Burglar islands, the Peacable Country, the Mazy Multitudes, Visithug Territories, Berserk, Villainy, The Outcast Lands, Lava Lout Island, and the Ugli-thug slavelands...

The Dragons' Nest is west.

And south of us is the Roman Empire and north of us is the icy wastelands.

And the entire area is pretty much horrible. You'd love it.

[freezespirited]

You get pretty creative with names. Are all of them as pleasant as Berk?

What's the Dragons' Nest like?

So you do have Romans. And Dragons.

They sound adequately horrible. But I can't be sure if you're just making it sound better than it is.

[accidents]

It's like a big volcano with thousands of dragons in it.

Some of them are the complete opposite of pleasant and I'm not even being sarcastic because Berk is unpleasant. I mean, people wise, some of them are cannibalistic murderers so yeah. But snow wise, it's nice. Almost the entire place ices over if winter gets bad enough and you can basically walk between islands.

[freezespirited]

I think I'll skip the nest. Nothing personal.

You live with cannibalistic murderers? Ice can be convenient like that. Making bridges to make traveling easier for everyone. Not my first thought, but I could see why that would be good.

[accidents]

I'm sure the dragons won't hold it against you.

Yeah, sometimes they invite me over for dinner. They're not on Berk. They're a different island that nobody goes to because of reasons.

Good depending on your outlook on ice and travel.

[freezespirited]

I hope not. I really want them to like me.

You? Can't imagine why they don't get more visitors.

Both are fun.

[accidents]

If they can like my cousin, they can like you.

Right?

There you go then. Fun for all.

[freezespirited]

What's wrong with your cousin?

You're welcome.