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[everythingspandex]

Random Photos That Sit on a Camera & Never Go Anywhere: An Autobiography by Peter Parker.


















If anyone wants nice ball photos, Mister Hotel Boss kind of asked me to make them look good while I'm there. So. Yeah, just pull me aside at some point and I'll make sure you have proof you were fancy. Or beforehand. Or whenever.

In other news, Gwen (that doesn't smell like delicious Asian food) I wanna ask you a thing.

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[arachnologist]

Oh my god.

[arachnologist]

Wait, what thing. What's up?

[everythingspandex]

The thing. Like. With stuff. It's a thing I have to ask.

[arachnologist]

Oh. I. Sure. Your place or mine? Probably mine. Window? You know, why do I even--

Yeah, okay.

[everythingspandex]

I am so glad you are not questioning this further.
Coming in. One second.

[arachnologist]

I learned a while ago to stop questioning further. In. Instances like this.

It's open.

[everythingspandex]

And that's why you're the best.

[ k he's just going to climb in there now. hi gwen. ]

[thatboyisamonster]

Ah. The human pinnacle of art. I have not missed it.

[everythingspandex]

I think my photography is being insulted but it might be the human race in general. I can't be sure.

[thatboyisamonster]

They tend to go hand in hand.

Also, I must ask how people stand to wear those tight costumes. Aren't they rather revealing?

[ricinbeans]

Whoa, the wolf one is sick. You got a real, like, eye for art, you know?

[fuckincakewake]

thats a boss notebook

[everythingspandex]

Yes. That kind of outfit also gives a horrible wedgie and is really inconvenient when you have to use the bathroom. Why spandex? Why? We just don't know.

[oftpartitioned]

OMG YOU KNOW SPIDERMAN???

[thatboyisamonster]

Must be an American sensibility. The soldier has started a trend. Spandex or nothing.

[notvictorious]

You didn't know that? Peter Parker is Spiderman's photographer friend.

[everythingspandex]

Thanks. The wolf was really cool but I don't think it would've let me do a photo shoot.

[Private]

[tookthename]

Good shot of Coulson.

Also good to see you're still putting the webs and self-timers to good use. It's nice composition for timer shots.

[everythingspandex]

It was either that one or one with a dolphin.

[thatboyisamonster]

What is a Spider-Man?

[Private]

[everythingspandex]

Anyone would have a good shot in that car though.

Still? How often am I sharing photos like that with you?

[notvictorious]

What isn't a Spider-man?

[arachnologist]

I know.

[ He gets a peck on the cheek when he clambers in. ] Hi, bug boy. What's the emergency?

[fuckincakewake]

id buy it off u if i wasn't saving for a homecomin dress

[thatboyisamonster]

That made no sense whatsoever.