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[everythingspandex]

Random Photos That Sit on a Camera & Never Go Anywhere: An Autobiography by Peter Parker.


















If anyone wants nice ball photos, Mister Hotel Boss kind of asked me to make them look good while I'm there. So. Yeah, just pull me aside at some point and I'll make sure you have proof you were fancy. Or beforehand. Or whenever.

In other news, Gwen (that doesn't smell like delicious Asian food) I wanna ask you a thing.

Comments

[notvictorious]

What isn't a Spider-man?

[thatboyisamonster]

That made no sense whatsoever.

[notvictorious]

I know, but you're Loki and I'm not gonna give you any weird ammo against an Avenger.

[thatboyisamonster]

That child in a suit, an Avenger? Standards must be dropping.

[notvictorious]

Yeah, well, maybe the caliber of their enemies has dropped lately.

[thatboyisamonster]

Considering you're not willing to share anything about him, I highly doubt that's the case. No matter. I don't battle with children.

[everythingspandex]

He could be an adult.

[thatboyisamonster]

With that colour scheme? Either he's immolating Stark or he's working on his own. And the former sounds less believable than the latter.

[everythingspandex]

What? What's wrong with the color scheme?

[thatboyisamonster]

It can't get any more redundant but thankfully you're in the right country for that.

[thatboyisamonster]

In fact, how many spiders do you know of that are red and blue?

[everythingspandex]

[thatboyisamonster]

One. Splendid. That only took you ten minutes with the internet at hand.

[everythingspandex]

There could be red and blue ones. Maybe they're not Earthly.
Maybe Spider-man's not a man-man.

And he's from Spider-world.

[arachnologist]

Pete.

[everythingspandex]

I have no idea what is going on.

[arachnologist]

Then maybe stop -- doing it so much?

[everythingspandex]

Right. Yeah. I should just. Not.

[thatboyisamonster]

I have a clue. You're quite terrible at subterfuge.

[notvictorious]

You sure? The odds might be in your favor for once.

[thatboyisamonster]

It took five of them. Are you sure these are odds you wish to put to the test?

[notvictorious]

There's no record of you ever fighting Ultron in my universe so... no. Not really. Not at all, actually. I wouldn't bet on that fight.

[thatboyisamonster]

A wise decision. Perhaps you'll have more of those in your future.

[notvictorious]

Probably not.

[thatboyisamonster]

Well. At least I tried to be nice about it.