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[everythingspandex]

Random Photos That Sit on a Camera & Never Go Anywhere: An Autobiography by Peter Parker.


















If anyone wants nice ball photos, Mister Hotel Boss kind of asked me to make them look good while I'm there. So. Yeah, just pull me aside at some point and I'll make sure you have proof you were fancy. Or beforehand. Or whenever.

In other news, Gwen (that doesn't smell like delicious Asian food) I wanna ask you a thing.

Comments

[thatboyisamonster]

A wise decision. Perhaps you'll have more of those in your future.

[notvictorious]

Probably not.

[thatboyisamonster]

Well. At least I tried to be nice about it.

[notvictorious]

Yeah, on second thought, I'm betting on my dad.

[thatboyisamonster]

Of course.

[notvictorious]

No, I mean logically. Takes 5 Avengers to bring you down, while Ultron's kinda indestructible? Numbers just aren't there dios mio why am I arguing this

[thatboyisamonster]

Since I do not know what an Ultron is and more importantly, having an indestructible father for a force of evil sounds more of a downside to you than myself.

[notvictorious]

Yeah. Well. My cross to bear, whatever.

[thatboyisamonster]

Being born into evil does seem like quite the curse.

[notvictorious]

So you just infer cause Ultron fights Avengers, I'm born into evil. Actually, that's weirdly refreshing for all the other stuff people said.

[thatboyisamonster]

I did not say you were. Simply born.

[notvictorious]

Okay, but you said..

You know what? Nevermind. Like I said, weirdly refreshing there's one person on the island who isn't arguing nurture versus nature on this crap. Even if it is an super crazy Norse God.

[thatboyisamonster]

"Super crazy" is offensive. And I am most likely one of the few who understand this. After all, my father was rather evil himself.

[notvictorious]

Egregious mentally unbalanced Norse God sound better?

Yeah, kid Loki already tried to bond with me on that. uh Well not that specifically but the whole, expected evil.. thing.

[thatboyisamonster]

Marginally.

Of course he did.

[notvictorious]

Probably just so I would buy him waffles, let's be real.

But, yeah. It does get a little old to have people constantly being like you can avoid programming or fate or destiny, like if they say it enough I'll magically feel better about the inevitable.

[everythingspandex]

Oh good. I'm not the only one that has no idea what that is.

[thatboyisamonster]

The best part is when people think you need to know when you clearly don't.

[notvictorious]

NO YOU GUYS REALLY DO

[everythingspandex]

But if the Avengers defeated it then it's not an issue?

Right?

[notvictorious]

You can't just defeat Ultron. He's an evil A.I program created by the greatest scientific mind in the universe, that kind of power doesn't just disappear if you Hulk smash it enough.

No offense to The Hulk, I mean..

[everythingspandex]

You can't... unplug it?

[notvictorious]

Is this what a universe without Doctor Pym looks like? I hate it.

[everythingspandex]

Hey, I do alright.

[notvictorious]

Do you? Cause you just suggested to a cyborg that a potential way to defeat Ultron was to unplug him.

I mean, it's in my programming to want to wipe Dr. Pym from the universe but this is just kinda... sad.