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[freezespirited]

Fair warning: If you're moping, don't be surprised when you're hit with a snowball to the face. Not moping won't lower your chances. I take no responsibility.

Comments

[freezespirited]

At a puppy store?

[accidents]

Is that a real thing?

[freezespirited]

Perhaps. Perhaps. Usually, they have other animals too.

[accidents]

Like what? You're serious. Why is there a store selling dogs? I mean chickens make sense but...

[freezespirited]

They sell them as pets. A lot of people take them as part of their family. Chickens aren't sold for the same reason. Usually.

[accidents]

Ohhhh. It's a store for pets. Okay, I guess that makes sense. You could've just said that.

[freezespirited]

A store for pets makes sense but a store for puppies doesn't?

[accidents]

A store for puppies has unfortunate implications. I mean, how often to people want a puppy? An entire store of just puppies. I feel like they'd just sit there unless people need a constant supply of replacement puppies for some horrible reason.

[freezespirited]

I never thought of it that way. But now that you mention it, it sounds like the story for a horror novel. Unless it's a city much bigger than this, and the store itself is pretty small, then it's just weird. Good thing there isn't one on this island.

[accidents]

Yeah, good thing. We don't need creepy puppy sellers.

[freezespirited]

...Do you think the island's going to bring us a creepy puppy seller now that you said that?

[accidents]

What? No way... The island doesn't eavesdrop, does it?

[freezespirited]

No one knows. Maybe it's been eavesdropping this entire time. On everything. Every plan and hope that things will calm down, every conversation and off-key song.

[accidents]

That's not creepy.

[freezespirited]

About as creepy as everything else.

[accidents]

Just when you thought things couldn't get any creepier.

[freezespirited]

You know what would be really creepy? If sometimes the Island pretended to be us and you'd have a conversation with someone and bring it up later and then they'd say something like, "What? That never happened."

[accidents]

What? Why would you say that? Are you trying to make me paranoid?

[freezespirited]

I only said it would be creepy. I never said it would happen.

[accidents]

But it could be happening and you'd never know if you don't bring every past conversation up.

[freezespirited]

But who's gonna bother doing that with every person they know? It would take forever.

[accidents]

Which is why it'd be horrible. Nobody would know.

[freezespirited]

But most people would know if someone was acting strangely.

[accidents]

Not if it's someone you just met.

[freezespirited]

If it's someone you just met, you would over time. It would just be a matter of figuring out what's weird.