it's 3am. Are your kids texting?

[existechialism]

Jesus Nutcracking ballet dancing Christ.
Why the hell is it so cold in Winter.
Are we close to the pole or something?
Is there even a pole to be close to?
Do we have a mapped location or is New Moore just an independent slice of reality and if so,
Why the fuck can't someone turn up the heat?
I'm going back to bed.
Roxy don't touch me with your freakishly subzero feet again.
You should get that checked out, you probably have bad circulation.

[it's probably 50 degrees Fahrenheit at worse outside, come on. What is this guy even complaining about.

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Comments

[thneed]

Do you need a thneed, Dirk?

[fuckincakewake]

OH NO
EXTRA COLD FEET
AND UR TOO WARM LEGS
THEYRE COMIN BACKKKKKKKKKKKKK
touch

[fuckincakewake]

also way to be a total fuckin grub
i mean i know where were from the polar icecaps melted
and in ur neck of the oceans
SUPER melted
but this is not cold even a little
maye U should be the one seein a doctor about ur lava blood
ur like a human space heater
and i say that havin had slept w 100+ cats at one point
which was a lot like sleeping with many very loud toasty engines due to the incessant purrin
look ill put mutini between us so its not weird
hotmen

[redwinekindofgirl]

Inquiring minds would like to know - what kind of place do you come from where this is cold worth complaining about?
It's barely even Winter.

[callbacks]

thats what ive been saying bro
if they dont let us fly south for the winter cant they at least install some magma vents or something