voice;

[soldiers]

[ The feed clicks on with a background score of faint mutters, fading in and out as if someone's thumb was briefly pressing over the mic. ] I gotta say, this waking up in a completely different place thing is getting kinda old. [ pause. ] Not that it's happened a lot, but I figured once was more than enough. As for the idea of having been fictional before – right. Sure. Somebody really outdid themselves this time around.

Now, I'd ask if anyone's been able to find a way outta this place, but something tells me the answer would be a no. So I guess I'll just stick with an introduction.

The name's Steve Rogers. Anybody know where I can find a good gym around here?

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[freezespirited]

But can you hit me? I'm pretty fast.

I knew it. Chocolate is never nutritious and it's impossible for it to taste that way. Clearly it is some evil scheme and those guys are onto something.

[soldiers]

Maybe, maybe not. Only one way to find out.

Evil scheme sounds about right. I take it you're a fan of chocolate?

[freezespirited]

I'll take that as my cue.

That's the evillest thing I've ever heard! I like all candy and things that are generally bad for you.

[soldiers]

Well, candy's not so bad -- a little of it never hurt anyone. Of course, a lot of it might. Then again, a lot of anything might.

[freezespirited]

Five bags of it at once isn't a lot, is it?

[soldiers]

Was there a contest or something?

[freezespirited]

No, just good fun. But now that you mention it, a candy eating contest would be fun too.

[soldiers]

And probably a stomach-ache, afterward.

[freezespirited]

Some people might even get sick!

[thatboyisamonster]

To be fair, I wasn't being very discreet. America can only handle so much subtlety.

voice;

[veryproud]

More interesting than normal.

[Audio]

[tookthename]

Good to know you haven't dyed your hair pink in your world.

You're access code is 070476. Come on in. I'm in the back with the bags.

[everythingspandex]

Yeaaaaah. I do know that guy.

video; private.

[redhourglass]

[ any hint of a smile disappears immediately at his words and the seeming lack of recognition. what in the hell...? ]

You presume?

[ he .. didn't know her. though he's heard of her. ]

Yes. We have. But you don't remember?

[soldiers]

Aren't you a charmer.

[thatboyisamonster]

You have yet to see the extent of it, Soldier.

[soldiers]

I think I've got a pretty good idea so far.

voice;

[soldiers]

Anyone particularly unusual that I should be on the look out for?

[soldiers]

A friend of yours?

[soldiers]

I know the feeling.

video; private.

[soldiers]

[ noting her expression, he shakes his head. ]

No, I don't. [ pause, and when he speaks, his voice is thoughtful. ] It's been this way since I got here -- people that I've never met knowing me.

[Audio]

[soldiers]

I've always been more partial to green, myself.

On my way.

video; private.

[redhourglass]

How did you recognize me, then?

[ she's lost this story somewhere, it's a weird feeling for her. ]

[everythingspandex]

Uh. Kind of. Not. Exactly.

[thatboyisamonster]

And? Enlighten me.