voice, messing up at first, then private

[alwaysimpure]

[So, this device is really difficult to handle when one is freaking out and also holding a glass in one hand, so it's no wonder that it takes him a while to switch to private. The first bit of this is all very audible.]

Your mother is a ********** Lorem ipsem ******* Admintum Venium******* Tragula ****** hippopotamus **** republican *********Daniel Radcliffe ****** with a bucket of ******* in a castle far away where no one can hear you ******* soup ******* with a bucket of ******** Mickey Mouse ******** a stick of dynamite ****** magical ****** Alakazam!

[ooc: Yes, I quoted the Potter Puppet Pals. All rights to them and nothing is too meta for Thoughtformed.]

[Private to James and Lily]

Talk to me, please. Er. And listen. Listening would be great.

[Private to Rudy]

Mate, I need someone really irresponsible, so don't let me down.

[Private to Sheska]

Er. Sheska? Love?

[Private to Rogue]

Life still sucks. Want to feel better about yourself?

[Private to Alisha]

Alisha, hey. I've got some news for you. We should talk.

[...don't say 'We should talk.' to your girlfriend, idiot.]

Comments

Private to Sirius

[geminated_man]

Oh. Right.

Not sure I'd want a spanking from her, though. There's a couple of other birds on the force that I wouldn't mind having a go at, though.

Private to Sirius

[alwaysimpure]

Pretty sure she doesn't swing that way, anyway. Most women are a lot nicer to me.

[He's an idiot.]

I don't think I know anyone else, these days. Sheska aside. And she's very much aside.

Private to Sirius

[geminated_man]

What, you think that just cos someone's not interested in you, they must be gay? Though I think I see what you mean. Doesn't seem very keen on any sort of bloke, does she? Except maybe that teenager she's always hanging out with. Maybe you're just too old for her.

Private to Rudy

[alwaysimpure]

Well, not only because of that. Though it's a pretty good indication.

[Look, he's not the humble sort.]

I'm twenty-three, four, something like that, how is that too... Oh. Oh.

Let's get drunk, fast.

[geminated_man]

Okay, fine.

But you're not touching my penis.

[alwaysimpure]

Not even if you need help finding the tiny thing, mate.