HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO LAU, THERE GOES THE REST OF MY YEAR

[reanimated]

Y'know what? The worst thing about being here for three years (A BLOODY HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO ME BY THE BY) wasn't living with an ingrate alien who can't keep his volume down to a dull roar, or falling head over arse for a girl who regenerated into someone ENTIRELY DIFFERENT and then left, or going through three (three? four? three? nine hundred?) Barrys and never being certain which one spied on me in the shower (only joking, it was all of them), or the time Belarus chopped my cock off, or all those other murders I don't care to recount at the moment, or finding out my mates replaced me with some cheap knockoff split personality prick, or listening to my shadow whinge and bitch for days on end, or working for the most anal retentive vampire ever written into existence probably by some suicidal goth teenager, or Alois' general existence (rest in peace or whatever the fuck), or ghost menageries, or being forced to tell the truth about all my very manly feelings, or the time I found guacamole that expired eighteen months prior in the back of my refrigerator.

No, no no no, far and fucking away, the worst part has been my introduction to shite video games.



Fuck me.

All the more reason to get proper twatted for the new year I suppose!

Comments

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[myloveisalwayshere]

Aw that's so cute! [Sorry, no sympathy from Lily.]

[reanimated]

It's a dead-eyed hellhole is what it is!

[tookthename]

I guess you could see the good side: at least it isn't one of those weird island knock offs.

It could be Greetings Bunny or something.

[reanimated]

No I really think I'd feel more comfortable with that. It's just unsettling when the real deal shit turns up every now and then. Who's out there fucking with us? WHO?

[tookthename]

And it's hardly ever the good stuff to turn up. Have you seen the Assasin's Creed rip offs? Hitman's Oath, or something like that.

[notvictorious]

I warned you about the guac and at least this game isn't haunted.

[reanimated]

I'm still not convinced it isn't. It's peaceful. TOO peaceful.

[notvictorious]

There is nothing peaceful about what the Sanrio townspeople call you. I can't believe you named your avatar that.

[geminated_man]

Still don't remember them saying anything about you. You sure they were really your mates?

[reanimated]

YES I'M SURE FUCK RIGHT OFF

[notvictorious]

You sure they're not all assholes?

[geminated_man]

Most of them were all right. Can't say much for meself, but it'd be unfair to be blessed with a massive cock, good looks, and kindness.

[reanimated]

Eh, they were though.

[subspaceflowers]

Love you too, snookums.

[reanimated]

What? Don't tell me you're pressed about NOT being on my extensive list of horrible shit that's happened to me.

[subspaceflowers]

Most people mention the good stuff, too.

Has it seriously been two years? For real?

[totesadorbz]

omgomgomgomgomgowaegmowegm I'M COMING OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[reanimated]

Oh good maybe you can help us figure out a game made for bloody two year olds

[totesadorbz]

omg WHAT the gr8 vicks and nate cant figure out a hello kitty game???

[totesadorbz]

LYDIA TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[subspaceflowers]

Oh my god I'm coming too. This needs to be recorded. For history.

[notvictorious]

You can design your own avatar with red hair any everything.

Pochacco lives next door!

[totesadorbz]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOmoggmgomgomg im too excited i cant even TYPE

[hypertoxic]

Haha, loser.

[reanimated]

IN FAIRNESS it was a joint gift, I'm only half a loser, in fact I'm only a quarter loser cos Lau should at least get some credit for thinking it was a good idea in the first place. HA