re your shitty gameside attendance

[callbacks]

im willing to grant that the weather this month hasnt been ideal for participation in the greatest of american pastimes
by which i mean sitting on your asses and watching shit go down
im a gracious guy i can understand not feeling the patriotic spirit under heavy showers of volcano rock and hot ash
so im absolving everyone of their mens lax duties
but the rink is indoors
if i get out on the ice and see no ones shown up to our last hockey game of the season
im disowning all of you
even those rare souls im somehow not related to
if those actually exist

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[callbacks]

shes the pe teacher not the swim coach
from what i know of the swim coach
youre golden

[fuckincakewake]

wait
u distracted me w beef-os
am i gonna be swimmin too?

[callbacks]

nah i dont think kous interested in girls swimming much for some reason
wait
do you want to swim??
mom i can totally get you hooked up and i can tell you where to get the best gym bags and goggles and shit

[fuckincakewake]

david i love u like we are real mom n son
rather than born outta tube in the antifuturepast
but i literally wanna do none of that

[callbacks]

oh
well ok thats fine too
will you come to the championship on monday though
you can bring your game boy if you want its cool

[fuckincakewake]

omgggggggg its a good thing u got my alt universe good looks
ofc i wanna go to ur superbowl numbnuts
idgaf about sportz outside of cute boys
and runnin is literally impossible i do a scamper at best
but duhhh ill watch ur game davey
im super into whatever fastballs ur gonna throw n junk
ill make a banner
fight punch win

[callbacks]

this is the part where a more altruistic son would tell you that hockey players wear so much padding they look like helmeted bricks
but ill just see you there
unless youd rather go to lacrosse
its the beginning of the season so nothing dramatics happening yet but we all wear shorts

[fuckincakewake]

im gonna be wherever ur at dude
skimpy shorts be damned

[callbacks]

youre the best mom i ever had
ill forward you my schedule for the season

[fuckincakewake]

hells yeah i am

[callbacks]

(ill get you shirtless pics of the mens lax team)

[fuckincakewake]

(thx bb ur the best son ever)

[callbacks]

(i know)