Attention!!!!!!!!

[megalovania.livejournal.com]

Hey you fucking useless excuses for law enforcement!!!!!!!!

How a8out instead of fighting like deformed little grubs over who has the 8iggest 8onesack, you do something this loser who is harassing me! It is not making me feel like a very safe member of this shitty community so get off your lumpy rumpdollops and fix it!!!!!!!!

I'm w8ing.

Comments

[expositional]

Is this really a formal compliant..

[megalovania.livejournal.com]

this is really not her jurisdiction

[expositional]

Miss Serket, while your concerns are noted, it's not the job of the police to attend to anyone who bothers you on the public forum.

[jenratedanomaly]

You can file charges at the station.

[expositional]

I'm not sure 'annoying someone' is a criminal offense on New Moore, Jenny.. we'd have a hands full if it was.

[megalovania.livejournal.com]

[mindoirsurvivor]

If you can present any evidence that he's stalking you offline, it will be my duty and my pleasure to wipe the pavement with his face.

Up till that point, miss, you're on your own.

(frozen comment)

[squidissension]

vvri wwhat the fuck not fuckin fair goin to the laww

(audio.)

[wilddog.livejournal.com]

The... fish-boy who resides here? Perhaps denying him access to his... computer... would make him less inclined to contact you.

(frozen comment) Re: (audio.)

[squidissension]

wwhoa wwhat the fuck first you make fun of my accent and noww youre splashin around in other peoples fuckin buisness id rather be back in the daycarehivve

[megalovania.livejournal.com]

(frozen comment)

[squidissension]

[orphan-moon.livejournal.com]

Need someone to give him a beatdown?

[megalovania.livejournal.com]

[orphan-moon.livejournal.com]

What? Fuck no. I just haven't had a decent fight in a while, and if this prick is harassing you, he deserves it.

[riseup]

vriska!!!!!!!!

[megalovania.livejournal.com]

[riseup]

oh jeez, i'm really glad you're here. karkat kind of hinted at it. i have so many questions! probably the biggest one is, i was wondering, what happens if you die after you go god tier?

[megalovania.livejournal.com]

[riseup]

i don't know, i think his bitching is pretty hilarious.

[riseup]

ok, good! that's what i assumed, but i was not sure. so it is ok that jack noir stabbed me and i came here. it was definitely not epic enough.

[riseup]

also, i am sorry stupid hipster troll is bothering you. i've decided that guy is a fuckass.

[megalovania.livejournal.com]

[riseup]

that's a pretty great idea. i already told him that if he starts hurting people here, i will put him in a cyclone or something creative like that.

[riseup]

how did your battle go? how long have you been here? how many nic cage movies have you watched since you got here? i hope the answers are awesome, not too long, and all the movies, in that order.