The hot topic of debate around this household.

[justletmeknow]

Should dogs be allowed at the table? I don't have a problem with feeding them scraps, but...

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[callbacks]

grandpa uncle
you know that blurry shadow in the back of all the family photos

[reanimated]

WHAT KIND OF RITUAL SATANIC INCESTUOUS BULLSHIT HAVE YOU BEEN PUTTING YOURSELF THROUGH FOR HOWEVER MANY GENERATIONS TO HAVE A GRANDPA-UNCLE YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN'T DO THIS

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ill tell you when youre older

[reanimated]

I'm probably twice your age already. And immortal. And on that note I'm going to go die now just to escape this complete shitfest for a few minutes, LOVELY CHATTING WITH YOU DAD

[callbacks]

dont get blood on the carpet its a bitch to clean

[reanimated]

You think I don't know that? YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT?! HYDROGEN PEROXIDE AND WATER YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME god get me out of here

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oh good you know how to do it
ok youre clear then as long as you tidy up before your mom sees it