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I haven't had a little sister since Molly.

I don't really need new parents, though, the ones I was made with gave me enough baggage already.

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Who'd you get stuck with then? Also in case it wasn't clear enough already, I'd like to officially add my two cents and say FUCK THIS

Coulson and Sheska. Rose is my little sister, apparently.

Ha, you got stuck with Dave.

AT LEAST YOUR "PARENTS" ARE OF AGE AND AREN'T TRYING TO SELLING YOU INTO SEX SLAVERY

Yet.

Hey, c'mon. Elsa wouldn't do that, she's great.

Coulson wouldn't do that.

And for that matter, don't you think it's weird we're both somebody's kids? I mean are they preyin on some repressed issues here or what? I'm a shoe-in for a deadbeat dad but no, of course not, that'd be FAR too easy

You sure about that, mate? It's always the buttoned up ones who are secretly the freakiest.

Come on, we both know that's a line. You're not gonna do that to your kids.

AND YOU'RE A MUM PRACTICALLY ELEVEN TIMES OVER! This place doesn't know up from down anymore if you ask me.

Coulson or Ultron, I think the better dad candidate is pretty obvious.

Nah you're right, I can't wait to hang around and watch them get old and die.

I'm not saying he's an evil overlord! What I AM saying is you've got to watch out for the ones in the suits and ties, they're always into the proper weird shit.