WHY IS DAVE MARRIED. NOT THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT. I'M JUST SAYING.

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE COHERENTLY EXPLAIN WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS GOING ON HERE
THIS IS KIND OF REALLY FREAKING ME OUT
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT BUT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER OUT OF OH, I DON'T KNOW, FUCKING *ANYONE* SINCE I WOKE UP SINCE APPARENTLY I FELL ASLEEP AT SOME POINT I DON'T REMEMBER??? BUT GOD DAMMIT, I WILL FIND OUT PRECISELY WHAT FUCKS ARE GOING ON
I DON'T CARE HOW MANY BANAL AND SHITTY MEMOS IT TAKES
I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!!!

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I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN STONE COLD SOBER THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE ORDEAL!

[ihateyouetc]

DUDE, IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A DAY.

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I know, I deserve a medal.