WHY IS DAVE MARRIED. NOT THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT. I'M JUST SAYING.

[ihateyouetc]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE COHERENTLY EXPLAIN WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS GOING ON HERE
THIS IS KIND OF REALLY FREAKING ME OUT
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT BUT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER OUT OF OH, I DON'T KNOW, FUCKING *ANYONE* SINCE I WOKE UP SINCE APPARENTLY I FELL ASLEEP AT SOME POINT I DON'T REMEMBER??? BUT GOD DAMMIT, I WILL FIND OUT PRECISELY WHAT FUCKS ARE GOING ON
I DON'T CARE HOW MANY BANAL AND SHITTY MEMOS IT TAKES
I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!!!

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you HAVE the boner.

[riseup]

i don't know, what is it like being such a human dog?

THAT WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT FRUSTRATION GAME YOU AVATAR OF ALL ASSHOLES!

TO GIVE ME AYOU KNOW WHAT. NO.

[ihateyouetc]

FUCK YOU
I'M NOT A HUMAN DOG
*YOU'RE* THE HUMAN DOG
AND YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A HUMAN DOG ANYMORE BECAUSE I'VE SEEN ONE AND YOU CAN'T PROVE ME WRONG ON THAT.

DOUBLE FUCK YOU!!!

[ihateyouetc]

HER NAME IS MALARIA.

[riseup]

you know, THE frustration game.
don't tell me you forgot.
and my dog's name is lydia, you colossal dicknose.

[ihateyouetc]

THE FACT YOUR HUMAN DOG IS IN FACT A FEMALE HUMAN ASIDE

[ihateyouetc]

IF THIS "FRUSTRATION GAME" HAPPENS TO BE PART OF THE "CLEAR" AND "COHERENT" AND "NOTHING BUT TOTAL CLARITY HERE!" WINDOW CONVERSATION WE'VE BEEN HAVING
SO HELP ME GOD

[ihateyouetc]

ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
FUCK APPEALING TO GOD!

[ihateyouetc]

I'M GOD A BIT AND I'M NOT GOING TO SAY WHY SINCE THAT MIGHT BE CONFUSING FOR YOUR FEEBLE HUMAN BRAIN TO COMPREHEND AT THIS JUNCTURE

[ihateyouetc]

BUT REST ASSURED IN SOME FUCKED UP TIMELINE SOMEWHERE, I AM COMPLETELY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SAD ASS STATE OF YOUR UNIQUELY PITIFUL UNIVERSE!

[ihateyouetc]

I WILL ABSOLUTELY ANNIHILATE YOU.

[riseup]

everything is part of the frustration game, numbnuts.
and i am always winning because you are an easy target.
that is just the way the universe works.

OOPS I WAS TOO BUSY FRUSTRATING MYSELF TO SEE THIS SOONER.

[ihateyouetc]

OK YOU KNOW WHAT. I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT NO MATTER WHAT I DO
NO MATTER WHAT I TRY
NO MATTER HOW FRUSTRATING PAST AND FUTURE ME ARE WHEN THEY'RE ARGUING WITH CURRENT ME
IN A BATTLE OF WHO'S THE MOST FUCKING FRUSTRATING
I WILL NEVER WIN
I SIMPLY CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE UNEQUIVOCALLY QUESTIONABLE FASHION OF EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER DONE TO ME OR HOW EVERYTHING YOU'VE SAID TO ME IS THE VERBAL MANIFESTATION OF AWKWARDLY JOVIAL KNEESLAPPING WHERE YOUR STRANGE COMICAL FLIPPER STAYS FOR WAY TOO FUCKING LONG AND THE ONLY ONE WHO SEEMS TO FIND THAT WEIRD IS ME.
NO ONE ELSE NOTICES, JOHN.
NO ONE.
I AM ALONE IN THIS UNIVERSE WITH THE ASSHOLE IN LINE TO INHERIT THE THRONE OF HUMAN HAM WHICH HE PLANS TO USE TO STUFF EVERYONE'S SHOES.