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[detectivewonder]

I have... a lot of apologizing to do.

Also, Feliks, I know you missed me, but you can't just file paperwork like this when I'm not around.

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[oftpartitioned]

ooommmmmmmmg MY BOSS IS GONNA KILL ME I CANT MARRY NORMAL PEOPLE

TIM WHAT DID YOU DO

[detectivewonder]

I already told you, I had nothing to do with this! When I saw the lingerie, I assumed it was something you'd set up!

[oftpartitioned]

why do you think that about lingerie THAT WAS ONE TIME

[detectivewonder]

Hey, you're the one who cuddled me the moment I came in through the door.

Any idea what local law is going to say about divorce?

[oftpartitioned]

you were KIDNAPPED and I didn't even notice!!

[oftpartitioned]

I'm allowed a couple hugs!!

[oftpartitioned]

divorce?

[detectivewonder]

The hugs were fine, but they didn't mean I was signing up to have and to hold!

[oftpartitioned]

I already told you i didn't fill out this stuff!! So it mustve been you!

[detectivewonder]

In my copious spare time while kidnapped?

I don't think it was either of us. Look at the network, this is going on all over.

[oftpartitioned]

I can't believe this!! now im like stuck with you until you die

[detectivewonder]

If it's this easy to end up married, it's probably pretty easy to get divorced.

[oftpartitioned]

countries don't get divorced the same way people do

[detectivewonder]

Does it make a difference that I'm 'people,' rather than the Sovereign Kingdom of Timtania?

[oftpartitioned]

haha it doesn't matter if youre a neon pink PONY when I'm still poland, dummy!!

((is pretty sure poland is just making this up))

[detectivewonder]

All right. Why can't countries get divorced?

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[oftpartitioned]

no we can its just. painful? last time i did that was like.. when me and liet were married.


I MEAN don't you know like basic history?? world war i was so harsh, hungary and austria like had to get DIVORCED

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[detectivewonder]

I'm still not used to thinking of geopolitical events as interpersonal relationships.

So... you're just saying you've seen a lot of traumatic divorces in the past? It won't be that bad, Feliks. I'm not moving out, and we don't have to divide up our stuff, or anything. I just think that since neither of us actually wanted to get married, we should probably look into undoing it.

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[oftpartitioned]

can't you do it?

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[detectivewonder]

Once I find out how it works, will you sign off on it?

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[oftpartitioned]

if my boss exists in this world, im gonna get in trouble!!

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[oftpartitioned]

you'll have to tell people you forced me!!!

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[oftpartitioned]

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[detectivewonder]

As long as you mean, 'forced you to sign the papers,' fine.

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[oftpartitioned]

duh