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[rocketchair]

uHH,

sO, yOU KNOW HOW i ALWAYS, uHH, gET MY HORNS, sTUCK, iN THE DOOR,
wELL, uHH, mAYBE YOU DON'T, bECAUSE, yOU DON'T KNOW WHO i AM,
aNYWAY, tHEY GET STUCK A LOT, aND, uHH, tHEY WERE STUCK, tODAY,
i TRIED TO GET IT OUT, bUT, i,

uHH,

kIND OF, tOOK PART OF THE, uHH, dOOR,










hELP,

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[riseup]

how much of the door?

[rocketchair]

a LOT,

aND, i THINK THE KNOB IS, uHH, uP THERE, sOMEWHERE,

oh jeez tavros

[riseup]

 

[riseup]

have you ever thought of walking sideways? or does that not help.

[rocketchair]

dO YOU, uHH, tHINK, tHAT WOULD WORK,

[riseup]

i don't know, dude! they are pretty huge horns. on the plus side, at least your door is tavros-shaped now?

[rocketchair]

sO, iT'S A GOOD THING, uHH, tHAT i RAN INTO THE DOOR,

[riseup]

that probably depends on how you look at it. i bet your roommate isn't happy!

[rocketchair]

[rocketchair]

iS HE,
dOES THAT MEAN, uHH, hE'LL LEAVE,
iS IT BECAUSE OF THE DOOR,
aM i, uHH, cURSED,
iS THAT WHAT IT MEANS,

[riseup]

no, i am still pretty sure no one cursed you.

[rocketchair]

oH, wELL, iF YOU SAY SO,

[oftpartitioned]

what do you guys even HAVE horns for anyway??

[rocketchair]

fOR,

[rocketchair]

uHH,

[rocketchair]

tHINGS, tHAT YOU NEED HORNS FOR,

[oftpartitioned]

what?? this sounds naughty!!!!

[rocketchair]

wAIT, wHAT,

[oftpartitioned]

it totally does!

[oftpartitioned]

why couldn't you just say like..............balance?!?!

[rocketchair]

bALANCE WHAT, uHH, i DON'T GET IT,

[oftpartitioned]

what is there to get you can't even say why else you need them so who cares about BALANCE???

[rocketchair]

[rocketchair]

i, uHH, i DON'T KNOW, wHAT YOU'RE SAYING, bUT, tHIS MAKES ME, uHH, wEIRDLY UNCOMFORTABLE,

[oftpartitioned]

ME TOO

[rocketchair]

oH, uHH, sORRY, i THINK,

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

Didn't you get stuck in like a shirt a while back, too? They must be kind of a pain...

[rocketchair]

yEAH, uHH, tHEY GET STUCK A LOT,
i USED TO HAVE, uHH, mY OWN RECUPERACOON, nOT LIKE THE ONE, uHH, yOU GUYS HAVE,
aND, uHH, i COULDN'T PUT MY HEAD IN, uHH, wHEN i SLEPT,
bECAUSE OF MY HORNS,

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, that's terrible...but kind of little funny to imagine. Hope you're not having trouble with the um 'recuperacoon' here, though!

[rocketchair]

oH, oKAY, tHANK YOU,
i LIKE HUMAN RECUPERACOONS,
tHEY'RE FLAT, sO, uHH, i DON'T NEED TO, uHH, fIT MY HEAD IN,
aND, uHH, tHAT WAY, iT DOESN'T GET STUCK,

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they're pretty useful that way.

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

Listen, if you ever like. Wanna try to fix the door, let me know! I'm not like, Bob the Builder levels of great or whatever, but I can be handy!

[rocketchair]

i DON'T KNOW, uHH, wHO THAT IS,
bUT, dO YOU KNOW HOW TO, fIX IT, rEALLY,

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

Umm, no promises, I have no experience with fixing doors that have people-shaped holes in them, but like I said, I'll lend a hand!

[rocketchair]

oH, wELL, iT'S OK, bECAUSE, i DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX DOORS, eITHER,
bUT, uHH, i'LL HELP YOU, aND, mAYBE IT WILL GET FIXED, uHH, fASTER,

[manoamano.livejournal.com]

Dude ... you don't mean our door, do you?

[rocketchair]

[rocketchair]

i MIGHT,

[manoamano.livejournal.com]

Aww, man! What'd you do that for?!

[rocketchair]

i DIDN'T MEAN TO, iT WAS, aN ACCIDENT,

[manoamano.livejournal.com]

How much of the door are we talkin' about here?

[rocketchair]

a LOT,

i'LL, uHH, i'LL GET IT FIXED, i PROMISE,

[manoamano.livejournal.com]

... Is it at least still attached to the hinges?