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I should not have agreed to get on this boat.

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I speak for the entire male population when I say it's very very good that you agreed to get on this boat.

Shut up, Nathan. ( She's seasick. )

What?! Clearly someone hasn't visited the topless bar yet.

....What. ( No, she's been too busy trying not to throw up over the side of the ship, thank you. )

And by that I mean every bar. C'mon love, live a little.

I do not want to live at all right now. Go away.

Alright, but you don't know what you're missing. Entire ship full of crazy shit to do and you're still being a frigid bitch about it. When you change your mind, I'll be in the (topless) hookah lounge!

Good, leave me be. I hate the ocean.

You don't like boats?

I am a landlocked country. No, I do not like boats.

I guess there aren't really any scheduled stops before the end of the cruise. You might have to fight this out.

I am. ( Sob she just wants off this boat. )

Have some fun.

Fun is not an option right now.

Did something happen?

( Grumbles for a while before caving. ) ...I am sick.

There's a clinic on board. I'm sure they can do something for you.

.....I do not know where it is. ( She hasn't moved from her spot since they went out to open sea. )

You know, I need a break from karaoke anyway,

How about I find it and come get you?

I do not need- ( Oh god wave of nausea. )

.....Yes. Please.

It's not charity, okay?

Hmph. I am a country, I do not... often need assistance from humans. I will not consider it charity.

Thanks.

.......Thank you as well.

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