Seventh Rift

[chronosexual]

Well. That was one of the worst things I've ever done. But I'm glad to see everyone back safely. Thank you to everyone who made it all possible. You guys are heroes. Good work.


[Private to Nathan]

I think it's about time we had our little chat.

Comments

[Private: Nathan]

[chronosexual]

How can you be okay with that? With constantly being a fuck-up? You think you can live forever like that? You think you can live with yourself forever like that?

That. is astounding. I think I was right about you before. You don't deserve Jenny. Hell, you don't deserve to breathe the same air as her. I think there's plenty of what you deserve back on that boat.

[ Private: Jack ]

[reanimated]

Uhhhh I dunno man, cos I like myself? Shocker, I know! Everyone's so fucking in love with hating themselves and that's just not me. I like the way I am, always have, pretty sure I always will. You lot act like this is revolutionary news.

Anyway man, think what you want! Doesn't make a wee bit of difference to me. Less Nathan Young for you, more for everyone else, specifically Jenny!

[Private: Nathan]

[chronosexual]

Oh don't act like you're doing everyone a favour. Didn't you learn anything from your little 'episode'?

I thought that would have been something of an eye-opening experience for you.

[ Private: Jack ]

[reanimated]

Oh you really think I'm going to write out all the shite lessons I learned from my shadow? Not for you, mate! Nice try but better luck with the next poor pathetic bastard.

[Private: Nathan]

[chronosexual]

I didn't ask you to. I was rather hoping that you didn't need to. But I guess if you have trouble remembering important life lessons, it might be a good idea.

[ Private: Jack ]

[reanimated]

Just cos I'm not going to share with you doesn't mean I don't remember. Christ, are you mentally deficient? I think you might be! I hear they have free examinations for that down at the hospital, might want to take advantage of that, yeah?

[Private: Nathan]

[chronosexual]

Usually things like that help you improve upon yourself.

You know, I used to know someone like you. It didn't end well for him. But now that I think about it, he was still a good person. Went out a hero.

Guess I'm just measuring you against him. Guess I had better hopes for you. You showed such promise.

[ Private: Jack ]

[reanimated]

Oh shit, how am I going to live with all this guilt? You've slain me, Jack! Guess I might as well go off myself OH WAIT.