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Really? Anything they try to get me to do?

I guess that really means anything.

These aliens are no fun!!

Hey, that's racist!! Or... speciesist?? Either way, check it at the door, mister.

Oh, hey, no way, not you! From what I hear you are LOADS of fun

Oh my GOSH you do ONE KEG STAND and everyone never lets you forget it!!!

Does that mean anything I want to do isn't fun?

The only person I see bossing you one way or another is that guy!!

And me..

So I guess two guys.

I WAS HERE FIRST

Bossing me around to do nothing, right? He's pretty convincing. I don't know if you can beat that.

Ugh if that's my competition I'm disqualifying myself. Even if it's you I want no part in this

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING AT
I DON'T EVEN GET WHAT YOU'RE BITCHING ABOUT

I think he found you.

ANYTHING.
DO NOT ACCEPT REQUESTS TO HAVE YOU DELICATELY TAKE THEIR EXTREMITIES IN YOUR OWN
GENTLY LEADING THEM ACROSS STREETS OUT OF THE WAY OF TREACHEROUS VEHICLES AND HORNS
DO NOT ASSIST ELDERLY HUMAN FEMALES
DO NOT RETRIEVE POUNCEBEASTS FROM TREES
DO NOT FUCKING GET UP AND ANSWER THE DOOR IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE ANSWERING IT
IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE TALKING, DON'T FUCKING TALK
JUST DO WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO DO THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE STUPIDLY GETTING INVOLVED WITH OTHER PROBLEMS WHICH PEOPLE COULD DO THEM FUCKING SELVES
IF YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO THAT

JUST TAKE A BREAK, DAMMIT.

It's okay, I'm taking it easy.

GOOD.

MORON.

I think.

HOW THE FUCK CAN'T YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE "TAKING IT EASY"????
JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING
OH SHIT
LOOK HOW EASY THAT WAS!
IT'S ALMOST LIKE "TAKING IT EASY" IS "EASY"

You might have to show me.

OH MAN, HOW DID YOU KNOW
THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I WANT TO WASTE MY TIME

Edited 2011-07-31 01:41 (UTC)

I CAN SEE IT NOW
WE SIT THERE TOGETHER, HAVING A MOMENT IMBUED WITH GENTLE GRATIFYING GAIETY
THERE IS A SOFT BREEZE BLOWING THROUGH THE APARTMENTHIVE CARRYING THE SCENT OF BETTER DAYS
WE SHARE NO CONVERSATION, AS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
AND I'M NOT GOING TO COTTON TO YOUR "DOING THINGS" STUPIDITY TO ENCOURAGE YOU
SO WE MUTUALLY ENJOY THE NOISELESS SILENCE AS WE STARE AT EACH OTHER AWKWARDLY
WONDERING WHY THE FUCK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE COMPANY WHEN FROLICKING IN THE WONDER OF DOING JACK SHIT.