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So, let me see...
If I am getting t)(is rig)(t t)(en...
I used to be fictional, now I am not??? 38O
Well, I was also going to be empress, and I was once D--EAD, but now I am not any of t)(ose t)(ings eit)(er!!!
)(e)(e)(e)( t)(is sounds so ridiculous.
But being serious for a minute )(ere!
If t)(is is really true, t)(en t)(ere must be a greater porpoise in arriving )(ere!
So to make t)(ings a little more offis)(al, I will go a)(ead and introduce myself. 38)
My name is Feferi!
And )(onestly t)(is is all R------EALLY -EXICITING glub glub glub glub!

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you should just

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38O
)(mmmmm? I s)(ould w)(at??

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hate me

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I've never )(AT-ED you, -Eridan.
I t)(ink it's time we moved on from t)(is!

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and do WWHAT fef wwe cant just be friends okay it didnt fuckin wwork last time

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you left me high and fuckin dry you wwent off and ignored me

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and then wwhen i finally fuckin provved to you wwhat i could do that i wwas better than wwhoevver else you wwanted to glub wwith you wwere mad

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so wwhats the fuckin point if its all just gonna fuckin happen again

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STOP RIG)(T T)(-ER-E.
Clip your nub and LIST-EN to me for once!
-Even if you never listened to me before, I'm going to say t)(is one last time, okay?
I am not going to argue wit)( you.
It is pointless to continue to drift in t)(e t)(ings t)(at )(appened in t)(e past.

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We are in a new world, a new UNIV-ERS-E maybe!
And a new )(ome.
It makes me sad, but if you don't want to be regular friends wit)( me eit)(er, t)(en you are free to do as you wis)( too, obviously.

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fef

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im sorry okay im sorry

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i dont care wwhat i havve to do or wwhatevver just dont go awway again

wow this made her kind of really happy

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I wasn't going to leave!

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But I forgive you, -Eridan.
T)(at is w)(at friends do.

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yeah wwell i guess thats wwhhat im still learnin

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T)(en you are learning t)(at it's never too late!
And it is also never COMPL-ET-ELY )(opeless.

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maybe

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T)(-ER-E WILL B-E NON-E OF YOUR DUMB MAYB----ES )(-ER-E!

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fine fine your highness just relax already

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)(e)(e)(e)( ok.

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But )(ey! I am curious.
Just )(ow long )(ave you been glubbing around )(ere???

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somewwhere around 140 days