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So, let me see...
If I am getting t)(is rig)(t t)(en...
I used to be fictional, now I am not??? 38O
Well, I was also going to be empress, and I was once D--EAD, but now I am not any of t)(ose t)(ings eit)(er!!!
)(e)(e)(e)( t)(is sounds so ridiculous.
But being serious for a minute )(ere!
If t)(is is really true, t)(en t)(ere must be a greater porpoise in arriving )(ere!
So to make t)(ings a little more offis)(al, I will go a)(ead and introduce myself. 38)
My name is Feferi!
And )(onestly t)(is is all R------EALLY -EXICITING glub glub glub glub!

Comments

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T)(ere is no need to be embarrassed!
T)(e species curiosity is mutual.
I )(ave never met any )(umans in person before!
Or spoken to so many, really.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

This is like an episode of Sick Sad World gone horribly wrong.

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38O
W)(at is t)(at?

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

A TV show full of unbelievably ridiculous nonsense.

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W)(AT IF YOU AR-E T)(-E ON-E FULL OF UNB-ELI-EVABLY RIDICULOUS NONS----ENS-E )(MMMMMM?????

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm pretty sure I'm not the one typing like a four-year-old on speed, so I think that answers your question.

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Oh gluuuub, fine.
Is THIS more suited to your tastes?

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

... It's better. Definitely more readable.